Whilom there was dwelling in Oxenford
Friday, October 29th -
John, Aaron, and I went to Covington just for the hell of it. On the way there, I told John to keep speeding through Fincastle. He got pulled over for going 61 in a 45 and they searched the car. John and Aaron were amazed at Westvaco. That night, I jumped out of Tripp's car to steal a "For Sale" sign and move it to another yard, and as I was getting back in he started driving and ran over my foot.
Saturday, October 30th -
Tripp came back with us and we picked up Matt Lincoln in Clifton, ate at Dairy Queen, then headed to Roanoke. We went to the mall for a while and then proceeded to Blacksburg. That evening, Tripp had bought me a ticket to some concert in Roanoke, and told Matt Lincoln it would be fun so he bought a ticket too. It turned out to be Kanye West and the whole thing sucked. We waited in a less than half-filled room listening to rap music through the PA. PR tried to hit on some girls.
"Hey"
They responded with a blank stare. PR paused for a few moments.
"So, you guys like Kanye West?"
They did not respond.
"This is my friend Matt Lincoln." He then ran away.
A local DJ came out and scratched to songs that should never be scratched. Two local rappers opened, then Kanye West started. We left halfway through his concert.
PR dressed up like the Tin Man and yelled at people out the window, so I bought him some Taco Bell. Later that night, Keli Spring called me which was odd. I told her we were on the way to a frat party. She later said that she wanted to come see me but didn't because I was going to a party. She is one odd character.
We found ourselves at a frat party where Darryl amused the masses with his drunken antics. The party was packed, with a room full of people dancing. There were drunk girls stripping on a pole and making out. It was the craziest party I have ever witnessed. They also had an "ice luge" which is a big brick of ice set up at an angle with a channel carved into it where liquor is poured. The object is to put your face on the bottom of it and try and drink what they pour down it before your face freezes off. There were people doing it like 20 times. Darryl walked away at one point and came back saying "I pissed on the first window I saw." We ordered a pizza.
Thursday, November 4th -
We went to Radford and rode around doing nothing. We ended up playing Vice City at Nikki's apartment.
Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, November 5th-7th -
I stayed at Maria's house. We went to Johnson City, TN at one point. It is the Tennessee equivelant to Roanoke.
Just Now, November 8th -
I saw some girl fall down a set of stairs and she turned around to see me standing there with my mouth hanging open. I then proceeded to laugh in her face as I always do.
This carpenter out of his slumber start,
And heard one cry "Water," as he were wood
And thought, "Alas! now cometh Noe's flood."
He sat him up withoute wordes mo'
And with his axe he smote the cord in two;
And down went all; he found neither to sell
Nor bread nor ale, till he came to the sell,
Upon the floor, and there in swoon he lay.
Up started Alison and Nicholay,
And cried out an "harow!" in the street.
The neighbours alle, bothe small and great
In ranne, for to gauren on this man,
That yet in swoone lay, both pale and wan:
For with the fall he broken had his arm.
But stand he must unto his owen harm,
For when he spake, he was anon borne down
With Hendy Nicholas and Alisoun.
They told to every man that he was wood;
He was aghaste so of Noe's flood,
Through phantasy, that of his vanity
He had y-bought him kneading-tubbes three,
And had them hanged in the roof above;
And that he prayed them for Godde's love
To sitten in the roof for company.
The folk gan laughen at his phantasy.
Into the roof they kyken and they gape,
And turned all his harm into a jape.
For whatsoe'er this carpenter answer'd,
It was for nought, no man his reason heard.
With oathes great he was so sworn adown,
That he was holden wood in all the town.
For every clerk anon right held with other;
They said, "The man was wood, my leve brother;"
And every wight gan laughen at his strife.
Thus swived was the carpentere's wife,
For all his keeping and his jealousy;
And Absolon hath kiss'd her nether eye;
And Nicholas is scalded in the tout.
This tale is done, and God save all the rout.