life or death?

[peeledorange]

Well, I almost died today. I am at my grandmothers house in bum-fuck Kentucky where there is nothing to do, but four-wheel. That's where you get on an All Terrain Vehicle, and go up really scary hills, that no one in their right mind would think about doing. So, my dad decides to take my sisters fiance, pierce, and I to a really (should be fun)

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[vaguelygoodbye]

Kentucky strikes me as a very dull place. I usually sleep through it when I'm on my epic Greyhound trips. Try not to have TOO much fun. I'm only a little annoyed that you survived. -R.

[peeledorange]

It's funny. Out of everyone I know, you are the only one to respond to my near death experience. Thanks.

[ppandoras_boxx]

maggie...i am responding top your near death experience....ARE YOU OKAY?!?!??! i miss you maggie samons....come home.

[vaguelygoodbye]

Dear Salmons. Please hang out with me. I am available between the hours of now and later. I have a suave computer now. I am cool. I can hop. I want to be your friend. Let's go rollerskating. I want to impregnate you. You are fun. Goodbye.

[vaguelygoodbye]

Dear Yoda, I will hang out with you sometime. I am also available between the hours of now and later, and sometimes then. My computer is blind to the word wide web. You are cool. I want to be your friend too. I don't rollerskate, I rollerblade. Impregnation (if that's a word) would cause a scandal, but that's not a no ;). THank you. Toodles
p.s. get a cell phone!

[vaguelygoodbye]

Dear Salmons. I think it is funny that you leave messages on your own livejournal. I think many things are funny. I have been programmed to. If you want to reach me. Sentence Break. You can call Jill. Her phone number is 912-224-0768. My birthday is tomorrow. Give me a present. Goodbye.

[peeledorange]

dear yoda, maybe if you updated your journal, i wouldn't comment on my own. p.s. 604-5339