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[peektuttut]

[So after this beautiful moment in their relationship, Tim decided that what he really needed was to research why people occasionally feel the need to drown their sorrows. Tim is a very good researcher

He is also very drunk.

Dick seriously you should not have left him to his own devices.]

Am I, I mean am I weird for thinking that, you know, that

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[batmanschmatman]

[gdi, he leaves you alone for two minutes and you make a total idiot of yourself.]

Tim, put down the communicator and open the door, right now or I'm coming in and taking it from you.

[...

Thanks, Tim. You metaphors have made this SUPER AWKWARD.]

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[peektuttut]

Dick you can't come through the door, weren't you listening? It's a one way thing! [He is just sober enough to mock him with that, too. :|]

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[batmanschmatman]

Yeah, a one way thing of me kicking your ass and taking the journal away from you!

[And he is opening the door. And linefacing. Like woah.] Tim, turn off the communicator.

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[peektuttut]

[DEER IN HEADLIGHTS. He was gonna use this chair he is holding to barricade the door. D:] No. Get out. I didn't say you could com in, I'm--

[QUICK TIM THINK OF AN EXCUSE]

--I'm naked.

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[batmanschmatman]

[... Your excuses suck as badly as your metaphors.]

Tim, I can see you.

[He's closing the door behind him though in an attempt at trying to keep this less public then it already is. :|]

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[peektuttut]

Oh.

[Well, crap. :c] Well. Get out anyway - don't close the door, you have to leave. This is a two way doorway.

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[batmanschmatman]

You just said it was a one way thing.

[And he is slowly taking a few steps forward. Put down the comm, Tim. :|]

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[peektuttut]

[Tim is stepping back. WITH THE CHAIR BETWEEN THEM.] But now it's two way. So. Go.

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[batmanschmatman]

[Dick just laughs. It's not exactly an amused laugh. :C] Oh, no. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me. You said you were going to sleep.

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[peektuttut]

I was. But then I stopped. Why are you still here? [He is lifting his chair as if to fend Dick off. Like a lion tamer. :|]

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[batmanschmatman]

[You can't be a lion tamer unless you have a hat. >|] Because you're clearly not being responsible. Timmy, come on, put the chair down

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[peektuttut]

[IT'S AN INVISIBLE HAT. >|] No. It's my shield.

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[batmanschmatman]

From what? I'm not gonna hurt you.

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[peektuttut]

It doesn't ned to shield me from something to be a shield, Dick. [Duh.]

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[batmanschmatman]

[Of course. :|] Okay, how about we pretend that made sense, you put it and the comm down, and we can talk more about doorways or whatever tomorrow when you're [Really hungover. :|] sober, okay?

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[peektuttut]

It totally made sense! I mean who should we believe, the Boy Genius or the Boy...not genius? [No one said he ha to be witty while wasted. :|]