so.. I'm avoiding homework.. cuz math is dumb

Jan 19, 2006 19:54

So I stole this from April C.!!

If I were a month I would be: I like... August, cuz its has no holidays, its a lazy month.
If I were a day of the week I would be: Saturday, again because of lazyness.
If I were a time of day I would be: 1:37 pm
If I were a planet I would be: Planet X, cold small hidden and most people don't believe its real.
If I were a sea animal I would be: Penguin, artic ocean bitches
If I were a direction I would be: North-west
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: Bean-Bag Chair
If I were a sin I would be: sloth
If I were a historical figure I would be: Orson Welles
If I were a liquid I would be: Mountain Dew
If I were a tree I would be: one of those scary trees in the dark forests in movies
If I were a flower/plant I would be: vine
If I were a kind of weather I would be: warm rain
If I were a musical instrument I would be: A kazoo
If I were an animal I would be: Penguin, wasn't there already an animal question
If I were a color I would be: burgundy
If I were a vegetable I would be: carrot
If I were a sound I would be: a groan of "i don't wanna move"
If I were an element I would be: fire (me + heart + earth + water = captain planet!)
If I were a car I would be: a piece of shit car
If I were a song I would be: "Mister Cellophane" from Chicago
If I were a movie I would be: High Fidelity (story of my life)
If I were a book I would be written by: It be fun to have a life written by Chuck P.
If I were a food I would be: cheese
If I were a place I would be: Ireland
If I were a material I would be: silk
If I were a taste I would be: I was told that I'd be chocolate... ::shrugs::
If I were a scent I would be: Ocean Breeze (since that's what my soap and my shampoo are apparently)
If I were a word I would be: Shit!
If I were an object I would be: one of those husband pillows
If I were a body part I would be: eye
If I were a facial expression I would be: The "I got free food shrug"
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Stanely Marsh
If I were a shape I would be: Spiral
If I were a number I would be: 42
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