To all my good apples ...
Got this from freak_nasty's (Donna C.) xanga subscription. I thought it was amusing and would like to share it with all you wonderful girlfriends of mine. Hahahaha ... *grin* ... and so ...
TO ALL MY GOOD APPLES..
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy...
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Are you a good apple? I know I am. Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked! And ... Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.