This is your brain on drugs.....this is your brain with a side order of bacon
After spending the weekend in Abalama at a wedding and coming back to work at midnight on Monday, my schedule is officially fukt. It's only getting worse too b/c I have to be at work tonight until some undetermined hour. Tomorrow I am home all day with multiple doctor visits, then next week I am in Aquasco, MD doing NERC/FERC stuff for work. Fun times lemme tell ya.....
The wedding we went to over the weekend was for a friend of mine from high school. It was a fantastic wedding with a very comfortable atmosphere and I am super glad I didn't miss it. Jill is one of my oldest friends and it makes me happy to see her with James b/c they make a wonderful pair. The reception afterward was very nice, not to mention free Sweetwater Blue. I think I drank at least 12, needless to say I was dry the next morning. The best quote from the whole event was, "I believe that is an American Chestnut..." from some boat shoe wearing frat boy. His girlfriend asked him what the tree was and he stated it with such confidence that I almost leaned over to whisper, "Hey moron it's actually a pecan tree, it has been farmed in these parts for centuries; hence the rows and rows of them in every field surrounding us." The kicker is this shitstain has a degree in environmental science, I found that out later on in the weekend though. I love frat boys, they make me want to castrate them so as not to spread their boat shoe wearing seed. Alas, they will just have to live out eternity as the butt of my jokes.
And for fucks sake my sentence structure is horrid.
The wedding we went to over the weekend was for a friend of mine from high school. It was a fantastic wedding with a very comfortable atmosphere and I am super glad I didn't miss it. Jill is one of my oldest friends and it makes me happy to see her with James b/c they make a wonderful pair. The reception afterward was very nice, not to mention free Sweetwater Blue. I think I drank at least 12, needless to say I was dry the next morning. The best quote from the whole event was, "I believe that is an American Chestnut..." from some boat shoe wearing frat boy. His girlfriend asked him what the tree was and he stated it with such confidence that I almost leaned over to whisper, "Hey moron it's actually a pecan tree, it has been farmed in these parts for centuries; hence the rows and rows of them in every field surrounding us." The kicker is this shitstain has a degree in environmental science, I found that out later on in the weekend though. I love frat boys, they make me want to castrate them so as not to spread their boat shoe wearing seed. Alas, they will just have to live out eternity as the butt of my jokes.
And for fucks sake my sentence structure is horrid.