Look! We are famous! A couple days ago, we were assaulted with bright lights and forced to sit on a table. We sat very still, and later, we were rewarded with apples. To take our revenge against our oppressors, we escaped from our castle and ate a bunch of stuff on the floor.
According to the blonde sow, the bright flashes of light produce images inside a little black box. These images are called peegtures. You can see right up Gandalf's snout in a bunch of the peegtures. Hilarity ensues, kids. Hilarity ensues.
It would be really awesome if there were tiny people in the peegtures with us, so we could show how big we actually are.
*hugs and x0's to all the p33ps*
~Sauron the Large