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mmm... the blonde sow just gave us comfy new bedding. it smells real nice and it's damn tasty!
we're definitely excited to return to the other place (except for the actual moving part. cars scare sauron). there is cushy grass there and lots of neat people to play with. we intend to eat lots of grass and maybe some apples too.
guinea pigs really have it made. hum0ns have to fret about everything- their jobs, their friends, their uhm... other stuff- while we get to sit around in a plushy, woodchipped palace to periodically get picked up and fed and petted by friendly hum0ns.
ha ha ha
~gandalf
we're definitely excited to return to the other place (except for the actual moving part. cars scare sauron). there is cushy grass there and lots of neat people to play with. we intend to eat lots of grass and maybe some apples too.
guinea pigs really have it made. hum0ns have to fret about everything- their jobs, their friends, their uhm... other stuff- while we get to sit around in a plushy, woodchipped palace to periodically get picked up and fed and petted by friendly hum0ns.
ha ha ha
~gandalf