JIM JONES SIDESHOW CIRCUS
PEE-PAW GOT HISSELF A CASE OF THA OLDE TYME REELIGION!
ITS A BADDIN, TOO.
ALMOST AS BAD AS WHEN HE DONE CAME DOWN WIT DA ACTIN BUG. WHICH DONE
TURNED OUT TA BE JUST GOOD OLE CRABS. LAST TIME PEE-PAW LETS JAMES LIPTON
USE HIS TERLET SEAT!
SO THEY IS PEE-PAW WALKIN AN SCRATCHIN AT HIS BATHIN SUIT AREAS, WHEN HE
SEES HISSELF A GOOD OLE TENT REVIVAL! CEPT DIS HERE WAS THA REEL DEEL!
FOLKS WAS HANDLIN SERPINTS, SPEEKIN IN TONGES, AN BREETHIN FAHRE!
THEY WUZ EVIN DOIN MIRAKLES, BUT THEY WUZ ALL PRACTICUL LIKE.
LOST TEE-VEE REMOTES WUZ FOUND, LEPPARDS HEALED, GENTILE WARTS SENT
SCREEMIN TA HADES, INTREST RATES LOWIRD, AN RETARDS A-UNAFLICTID. THEM
TARDS WENT TA REEDIN AN RITIN AN CEESED AND DE-SISTID WITH THEY SCREEMIN,
FIGETIN, DROOLIN AN PLAYIN WIT DEYSELF! PEE-PAW EVEN GOSTA COP A FEEL OF A
TOUCHED GIRLY WHO USLLY WENT TA HOLLERIN AT THA NOSHUN OF A GOOD PICKLE
TICKLE!
THIS ONE FELLER WAS DOIN ALL THE YAKKY YAKK BOUT SOME HOOHAH , AN PEEPAW
WERENT PAYIN NO MIND SEEIN AS THA CHURCH LADIES WUZ JUMPIN UP AN DOWN, THEY
FUN BAGS A FLOPPIN AN FLYIN! CEPT THA PEE-PAW WAS SET TA ITCH AN MESSY
SCRATCH CAUSEA THEM CREEPIN CROTCH CRITTERS!
PEE-PAW BEGAN TO DANCE LIKE HE GOT HOLY GHOST ANTS INNIS PANTS!
"I SEE YOU HAVE THE SPIRIT, MY SON" THAT JONES FELLER SEZ, WIT PEE-PAW
SEEIN HISSELF SQUIRMIN AN JERKIN BOUT IN HIS SHINY SEE YERSELF KINDSA
SHADES.
"SHEE IT, PEE-PAW'S GOT STUFF INNIS COLON OLDER'N YOU, CHURCHY!"
"MAYBE YOU WOULD LIKE TO USE SOME OF THAT EXTRA ENERGY TO HAND OUT THIS
KOOL AID TO THE REST OF THE FLOCK..."
"NOTHIN DOIN!" AS PEE-PAW GRABBDED ALL THAT JUICY JUICE FER HISSELF, AN
SLURPED IT DOWN.
"MY CYANIIIII...I MEAN, NOT SO MUCH NOW! WE HAVE TO SHARE!"
"NUTS TO THAT! WHY DONTCHA UP AN LOAVES AN FISHES IT, YA NO GOOD PAINTSUIT
WEARIN..."
PEE-PAW THEN STARTS FEELIN NOT SO GOOD IN THA GUT PARTS, AN HIS SEEIN STARTS GETTIN FUZZY, AN IT TWERENT JUST HIS GLOCK-COMA NEETHIR!
THAT REEFER IS MEDICINAL! HE GOTS IT FAIRS AN SQUARES FROM A PASTA-FARIAN!
HANDS OFF!
THEN A NEARBY WALL DONE BLOWS UP, AN SOME FELLER SHAPED LIKE A PITCHER OF
PERIOD JUICE COMES JUMPIN FORTHWITH.
"OHHHH YEAHHH!"
JONES STARTS GETTIN ALL ANGRY LIKE.
"SO, KOOL AID MAN. WE MEET AT LAST. HAVE AT YOU!"
"JONES, HERE IS YOUR RECEIPT FROM YOUR PALS AT THE C.I. HEY YEAAAAHH!!"
SO THEYS STARTS A PUNCHIN, KICKIN, SPITTIN ANNA SHITTIN, WIT THA
CONSTERPATED SLOSHY FELLER SPILLIN ALL OVIR THA OTHIR FELLER.
"I JUST HAD THIS CLEANED YOU CORPORATE SHILL!!!"
"TASTE SOME OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE, FRESHLY SQUEEZED FROM YOU THE U.S.HEY OH
YEAHHH!!!"
"NOOOOOO!!!!!"
BUT THA BES NEWS IS THAT GUT CHURNIN KOOL AID DONE KILT OFF ALL DEM CRABS!
CEPT IT GIVED PEEPAW THE BACK DOOR SQUEEWIRTS SOMEPIN AWFUL, BUT DAT TARDID
GIRL SHO DIDN MIND DA SMELL!
OH YEAHHH!!!
ITS A BADDIN, TOO.
ALMOST AS BAD AS WHEN HE DONE CAME DOWN WIT DA ACTIN BUG. WHICH DONE
TURNED OUT TA BE JUST GOOD OLE CRABS. LAST TIME PEE-PAW LETS JAMES LIPTON
USE HIS TERLET SEAT!
SO THEY IS PEE-PAW WALKIN AN SCRATCHIN AT HIS BATHIN SUIT AREAS, WHEN HE
SEES HISSELF A GOOD OLE TENT REVIVAL! CEPT DIS HERE WAS THA REEL DEEL!
FOLKS WAS HANDLIN SERPINTS, SPEEKIN IN TONGES, AN BREETHIN FAHRE!
THEY WUZ EVIN DOIN MIRAKLES, BUT THEY WUZ ALL PRACTICUL LIKE.
LOST TEE-VEE REMOTES WUZ FOUND, LEPPARDS HEALED, GENTILE WARTS SENT
SCREEMIN TA HADES, INTREST RATES LOWIRD, AN RETARDS A-UNAFLICTID. THEM
TARDS WENT TA REEDIN AN RITIN AN CEESED AND DE-SISTID WITH THEY SCREEMIN,
FIGETIN, DROOLIN AN PLAYIN WIT DEYSELF! PEE-PAW EVEN GOSTA COP A FEEL OF A
TOUCHED GIRLY WHO USLLY WENT TA HOLLERIN AT THA NOSHUN OF A GOOD PICKLE
TICKLE!
THIS ONE FELLER WAS DOIN ALL THE YAKKY YAKK BOUT SOME HOOHAH , AN PEEPAW
WERENT PAYIN NO MIND SEEIN AS THA CHURCH LADIES WUZ JUMPIN UP AN DOWN, THEY
FUN BAGS A FLOPPIN AN FLYIN! CEPT THA PEE-PAW WAS SET TA ITCH AN MESSY
SCRATCH CAUSEA THEM CREEPIN CROTCH CRITTERS!
PEE-PAW BEGAN TO DANCE LIKE HE GOT HOLY GHOST ANTS INNIS PANTS!
"I SEE YOU HAVE THE SPIRIT, MY SON" THAT JONES FELLER SEZ, WIT PEE-PAW
SEEIN HISSELF SQUIRMIN AN JERKIN BOUT IN HIS SHINY SEE YERSELF KINDSA
SHADES.
"SHEE IT, PEE-PAW'S GOT STUFF INNIS COLON OLDER'N YOU, CHURCHY!"
"MAYBE YOU WOULD LIKE TO USE SOME OF THAT EXTRA ENERGY TO HAND OUT THIS
KOOL AID TO THE REST OF THE FLOCK..."
"NOTHIN DOIN!" AS PEE-PAW GRABBDED ALL THAT JUICY JUICE FER HISSELF, AN
SLURPED IT DOWN.
"MY CYANIIIII...I MEAN, NOT SO MUCH NOW! WE HAVE TO SHARE!"
"NUTS TO THAT! WHY DONTCHA UP AN LOAVES AN FISHES IT, YA NO GOOD PAINTSUIT
WEARIN..."
PEE-PAW THEN STARTS FEELIN NOT SO GOOD IN THA GUT PARTS, AN HIS SEEIN STARTS GETTIN FUZZY, AN IT TWERENT JUST HIS GLOCK-COMA NEETHIR!
THAT REEFER IS MEDICINAL! HE GOTS IT FAIRS AN SQUARES FROM A PASTA-FARIAN!
HANDS OFF!
THEN A NEARBY WALL DONE BLOWS UP, AN SOME FELLER SHAPED LIKE A PITCHER OF
PERIOD JUICE COMES JUMPIN FORTHWITH.
"OHHHH YEAHHH!"
JONES STARTS GETTIN ALL ANGRY LIKE.
"SO, KOOL AID MAN. WE MEET AT LAST. HAVE AT YOU!"
"JONES, HERE IS YOUR RECEIPT FROM YOUR PALS AT THE C.I. HEY YEAAAAHH!!"
SO THEYS STARTS A PUNCHIN, KICKIN, SPITTIN ANNA SHITTIN, WIT THA
CONSTERPATED SLOSHY FELLER SPILLIN ALL OVIR THA OTHIR FELLER.
"I JUST HAD THIS CLEANED YOU CORPORATE SHILL!!!"
"TASTE SOME OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE, FRESHLY SQUEEZED FROM YOU THE U.S.HEY OH
YEAHHH!!!"
"NOOOOOO!!!!!"
BUT THA BES NEWS IS THAT GUT CHURNIN KOOL AID DONE KILT OFF ALL DEM CRABS!
CEPT IT GIVED PEEPAW THE BACK DOOR SQUEEWIRTS SOMEPIN AWFUL, BUT DAT TARDID
GIRL SHO DIDN MIND DA SMELL!
OH YEAHHH!!!