HACK N SLASH FICSHUN
PEE-PAW WAS LOOKIN ONNA INNER-NET THA OTHIR DAY, AN HE IS A-PALLED!
SEEMS FELLERS OUT DERE IS WRITIN WHAT THEY CALL THA "SLASH" FICSHUN! DIRTY TALES BOUT HARRY POOPSHOOT SMOOCHIN AN FEELIN UP ON LIL BOYS, AN CAPIN KIRK AN SPOCK GETTIN IT ON!
ONE STOREE EVEN HAS KIRK THA ONE WHO GAVE SPOCK THEM FUNNY EARS BY A TUGGIN AN A YANKIN ONNIS HEAD DURIN A BIT O THA SKULL FUCKERY!
FILTHY!
SO PEE-PAW DECIDES TA WRITE HIS OWN, CEPT HIS IS ALL REEL!
HERE IT WERE, THA MID SIXTIES, AN PEE-PAW WAS INNA PRIME OF SCRUMP! THEY WAS FREE LOVE INNA AIR, EVEN THOUGH PEE-PAW NEVER HADTA PAY FER IT!
CEPT WHENS HE WANTSA HOT CARL ORRA CHILI DAWG.
DAMN PRUDES!
CEPT DERE WAS ONE FILLY WHO GAVE PEE-PAW AN ITCH HE JUST GOSTA SCRATCH, AN FER ONCE HE WERENT TALKIN BOUT THA V.D!
PEE-PAW IS TALKIN BOUT THA VOLUPTUS AN LEGGY JULIE NEWMAR!
PEE-PAW SEED HER A SITTIN ROUND INNA CAT SOOT ONE DAY, PETTIN A KITTY ON HER LAP.
"PEE-PAW. WHAT A PURRRR-FECT SURPRISE. WOULD YOU... LIKE TO PET MY PUSSY?"
SHE ASKED A BATTIN HER COME HITHER EYES.
"SHO-NUFF! AN HE WULDNT MIND GETTIN UP IN DAT COOTER, NEITHER!"
PEE-PAW LEEPS SKRAIT UP INNA AIR, AN RIGHT OUTA HIS TROUSERS, WHICH WAS A KEEPIN HIS TALLEYWHACKER FROM HUMPIN!
PEE-PAW LAID IN THA STROKES LIKE HE WAS PLAYIN MINI-ATURE GOLF WITA BACK O RETARDS!
PEE-PAW SMACKED IT UP, HIT IT, RUBBED IT DOWN!
OH-NO!
PEE-PAW DID IT EIGHT WAYS FROM BROADWAY!
HE DONE IT LIKE THE MISHUNARY, THA INVERSE HALF GAINER, PLAYED THA BUTT CHEEK BONGOS, GOT NO ONLY HIS DOG INNA BATHTUB, BUT THA WHOLE KIT AN KABOODLE, ALL OF THA KARMA SHOOTYA, AN HALF WAY INTA THA SONG O SOLOMON WHEN THA DOOR DONE BUST OPEN, AN ADAM WEST AN THAT LIL FRUIT BASKIT OFFA BOYFREN HE HAD WITTUM, ALL DRESSED IN THEY UNNERWERES.
"HOLY COCK BLOCK, BATMAN! PEE-PAW IS MOUNTING OUR CONQUEST!"
"I SEE HIM ROBIN. PEE-PAW, YOU DIABOLICAL..."
ROBIN STARTED SQUIRMIN, CLAWIN AT HIS PANT PARTS.
"BRUISING BLUE BALLS, BATMAN! BUT I AM BRUTALLY BACKED UP!"
"NO NEED FOR THE EXCESSIVE ALLITERATION, OLD CHUM. THE BAT POLE IS ACHING AS WELL."
"YOU PROMISED ME THAT NEWMAR WAS HOT FOR IT! AND TONIGHT WE WOULD GET THE 'EFFIEL TOWER'!"
"WORRY NOT, ROBIN. THE EFFIEL TOWER...WILL BE OURS."
PEE-PAW HAD ALL HE COULD STAN, HE COULD STAN NO MORE!
"UNLESS ONE-A YEW NANCY BOYS WANTA USE THEM FLAPPIN GUMS SET TA FLUFFIN, PEE-PAW IS GONNA HAFTA GIVES YOU THA BUSINESS FER RUININ SOME PERFECTLY GOOD WOOD!"
AN WIT DAT, THAT FISTESES WAS FLYIN!
CEPT PEE-PAW USED THA PEE-POLE FER REAL ROCK EM, SOCK EM ACSHUN!
BIFF!
SOCK!
KER-FLUFFLE!
"HOLY ASS-HAT BATMAN, WE HAVE BEEN BESTED!"
"NOT QUITE YET. PEE-PAW, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A TALL, COOL CAN OF BAT BLUE RIBBON?"
PEE-PAWS MOUF WAS AN ARID DESERT O THIRST, ONLEE THREE HOURS OF HUMP CAN MAKE! PEE-PAW WAS TOO BUSY THRUSTIN AN SEXIN, EVEN HUMPIN TAH PILLOWS WHEN THA LADEE HADTA REST, SO HE HAD HIM A MIGHTY THIRST!
"MUST...NOT...GIVE...IN..."
"THAT'S IT PEE-PAW, STEP AWAY FROM THE POON-TANG..."
UNTIL PEE-PAW WAS SAVED BY THA FIESTY HANDS O MISS NEWMAR, WHO LET OUTA HISS, AN WENT TA WORKIN ON THA PEE-POLE LIKE A HOUSE O FAHRE!
STROKIN WIT LIGHTIN QWIKNESS, SHE POPPED OUTA CLAW AN STUCK IT RIGHT INAT PEE-PAWS RAISIN HOLE, SHOOTIN PEE-PAW'S BABY BATTER ALL OVIR THEM DO-GOODERS!
PROSTATE POWER!
"SUFFERING SEMEN, BATMAN! I CAN'T MOVE!"
"SAVE YOUR WORDS AND YOUR STRUGGLING, ROBIN. IT ONLY MAKES THE STENCH MORE...POWERFUL..."
MISS NEWMAR STRETCHED ONNA BED, NAKED AN SLICK WIT SWEAT, PURRIN LIKE A KITTEN.
"YOU HAVE ANYTHING LEFT, TIGER?"
PEE-PAW TOOK A LOOKIT THA SUN DIAL O THA PEE-POLE, AN NOTICED IT WAS STILL SET TO A QUARTER TO SCRUMP!
SEEMS FELLERS OUT DERE IS WRITIN WHAT THEY CALL THA "SLASH" FICSHUN! DIRTY TALES BOUT HARRY POOPSHOOT SMOOCHIN AN FEELIN UP ON LIL BOYS, AN CAPIN KIRK AN SPOCK GETTIN IT ON!
ONE STOREE EVEN HAS KIRK THA ONE WHO GAVE SPOCK THEM FUNNY EARS BY A TUGGIN AN A YANKIN ONNIS HEAD DURIN A BIT O THA SKULL FUCKERY!
FILTHY!
SO PEE-PAW DECIDES TA WRITE HIS OWN, CEPT HIS IS ALL REEL!
HERE IT WERE, THA MID SIXTIES, AN PEE-PAW WAS INNA PRIME OF SCRUMP! THEY WAS FREE LOVE INNA AIR, EVEN THOUGH PEE-PAW NEVER HADTA PAY FER IT!
CEPT WHENS HE WANTSA HOT CARL ORRA CHILI DAWG.
DAMN PRUDES!
CEPT DERE WAS ONE FILLY WHO GAVE PEE-PAW AN ITCH HE JUST GOSTA SCRATCH, AN FER ONCE HE WERENT TALKIN BOUT THA V.D!
PEE-PAW IS TALKIN BOUT THA VOLUPTUS AN LEGGY JULIE NEWMAR!
PEE-PAW SEED HER A SITTIN ROUND INNA CAT SOOT ONE DAY, PETTIN A KITTY ON HER LAP.
"PEE-PAW. WHAT A PURRRR-FECT SURPRISE. WOULD YOU... LIKE TO PET MY PUSSY?"
SHE ASKED A BATTIN HER COME HITHER EYES.
"SHO-NUFF! AN HE WULDNT MIND GETTIN UP IN DAT COOTER, NEITHER!"
PEE-PAW LEEPS SKRAIT UP INNA AIR, AN RIGHT OUTA HIS TROUSERS, WHICH WAS A KEEPIN HIS TALLEYWHACKER FROM HUMPIN!
PEE-PAW LAID IN THA STROKES LIKE HE WAS PLAYIN MINI-ATURE GOLF WITA BACK O RETARDS!
PEE-PAW SMACKED IT UP, HIT IT, RUBBED IT DOWN!
OH-NO!
PEE-PAW DID IT EIGHT WAYS FROM BROADWAY!
HE DONE IT LIKE THE MISHUNARY, THA INVERSE HALF GAINER, PLAYED THA BUTT CHEEK BONGOS, GOT NO ONLY HIS DOG INNA BATHTUB, BUT THA WHOLE KIT AN KABOODLE, ALL OF THA KARMA SHOOTYA, AN HALF WAY INTA THA SONG O SOLOMON WHEN THA DOOR DONE BUST OPEN, AN ADAM WEST AN THAT LIL FRUIT BASKIT OFFA BOYFREN HE HAD WITTUM, ALL DRESSED IN THEY UNNERWERES.
"HOLY COCK BLOCK, BATMAN! PEE-PAW IS MOUNTING OUR CONQUEST!"
"I SEE HIM ROBIN. PEE-PAW, YOU DIABOLICAL..."
ROBIN STARTED SQUIRMIN, CLAWIN AT HIS PANT PARTS.
"BRUISING BLUE BALLS, BATMAN! BUT I AM BRUTALLY BACKED UP!"
"NO NEED FOR THE EXCESSIVE ALLITERATION, OLD CHUM. THE BAT POLE IS ACHING AS WELL."
"YOU PROMISED ME THAT NEWMAR WAS HOT FOR IT! AND TONIGHT WE WOULD GET THE 'EFFIEL TOWER'!"
"WORRY NOT, ROBIN. THE EFFIEL TOWER...WILL BE OURS."
PEE-PAW HAD ALL HE COULD STAN, HE COULD STAN NO MORE!
"UNLESS ONE-A YEW NANCY BOYS WANTA USE THEM FLAPPIN GUMS SET TA FLUFFIN, PEE-PAW IS GONNA HAFTA GIVES YOU THA BUSINESS FER RUININ SOME PERFECTLY GOOD WOOD!"
AN WIT DAT, THAT FISTESES WAS FLYIN!
CEPT PEE-PAW USED THA PEE-POLE FER REAL ROCK EM, SOCK EM ACSHUN!
BIFF!
SOCK!
KER-FLUFFLE!
"HOLY ASS-HAT BATMAN, WE HAVE BEEN BESTED!"
"NOT QUITE YET. PEE-PAW, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A TALL, COOL CAN OF BAT BLUE RIBBON?"
PEE-PAWS MOUF WAS AN ARID DESERT O THIRST, ONLEE THREE HOURS OF HUMP CAN MAKE! PEE-PAW WAS TOO BUSY THRUSTIN AN SEXIN, EVEN HUMPIN TAH PILLOWS WHEN THA LADEE HADTA REST, SO HE HAD HIM A MIGHTY THIRST!
"MUST...NOT...GIVE...IN..."
"THAT'S IT PEE-PAW, STEP AWAY FROM THE POON-TANG..."
UNTIL PEE-PAW WAS SAVED BY THA FIESTY HANDS O MISS NEWMAR, WHO LET OUTA HISS, AN WENT TA WORKIN ON THA PEE-POLE LIKE A HOUSE O FAHRE!
STROKIN WIT LIGHTIN QWIKNESS, SHE POPPED OUTA CLAW AN STUCK IT RIGHT INAT PEE-PAWS RAISIN HOLE, SHOOTIN PEE-PAW'S BABY BATTER ALL OVIR THEM DO-GOODERS!
PROSTATE POWER!
"SUFFERING SEMEN, BATMAN! I CAN'T MOVE!"
"SAVE YOUR WORDS AND YOUR STRUGGLING, ROBIN. IT ONLY MAKES THE STENCH MORE...POWERFUL..."
MISS NEWMAR STRETCHED ONNA BED, NAKED AN SLICK WIT SWEAT, PURRIN LIKE A KITTEN.
"YOU HAVE ANYTHING LEFT, TIGER?"
PEE-PAW TOOK A LOOKIT THA SUN DIAL O THA PEE-POLE, AN NOTICED IT WAS STILL SET TO A QUARTER TO SCRUMP!