Aug 09, 2009 03:07
Pedosaurus Rex: so like, i went to the schoolyard heroes show at the seattle tattoo expo, rite?
Pedosaurus Rex: and since it's full of adults, there's naturally beer there, rite?
Pedosaurus Rex: SO NATURALLY, PEOPLE GET REALLY REALLY DRUNK, RITE?
Pedosaurus Rex: but normal people should not get drunk enough that they start dry humping against the stage while the band is trying to perform. ]8<
Pedosaurus Rex: especially when they're two girls and i'm standing right next to them
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Pedosaurus Rex: EVEN THE SINGER WAS LIKE O_O
Pedosaurus Rex: and the bassist tried breaking them up by whacking them with his bass.
Pedosaurus Rex: BUT IT DIDN'T WORK
Pedosaurus Rex: they eventually left
Pedosaurus Rex: then came back
Pedosaurus Rex: and one of the girls was all up on this guy and he had to hold her up as she grinded against him
Pedosaurus Rex: and then after the show
Pedosaurus Rex: they were three-way making out in the photobooth
Pedosaurus Rex: and aly and i ran past them screaming
Pedosaurus Rex: and she was like OH GOD OH GOD HE LOVES ME
Pedosaurus Rex: and then outside
Pedosaurus Rex: she was rubbing her boobs against another fat guy's boobs B|
Pedosaurus Rex: THAT IS MY EXCITING STORY
Pedosaurus Rex: /end
Pedosaurus Rex: omg lol so like
Pedosaurus Rex: when the show was over and the band was starting to leave the stage
Pedosaurus Rex: it got quiet RIGHT WHEN I SAID
Pedosaurus Rex: "soooo... how about those lesbians?"
Pedosaurus Rex: and then from the stage i hear
Pedosaurus Rex: "SHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Pedosaurus Rex: and I lol'd ]8
endlessrebirth:: lol
endlessrebirth:: why do you have so many stories? 8D
Pedosaurus Rex: because it was terrifying and epic at the same time ]8
I LIKE HOW I NEVER POST TO THIS THING UNLESS I HAVE SOME RETARDED STORY TO TELL. I was laughing my way through like, four Schoolyard Heroes songs, and was hyperventilating and couldn't breathe. 8|
Lol, been busy with RL, RP and work. SO HOW ARE YOU, FLIST?
real life: concert,
real life: asfjkldf;js,
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