Emily and I are horrible people. :Db
burningourown:
llama_sama: THAT'S ME ):
burningourown: I thought it looked familiar.
burningourown:
burningourown: Is that you too?
llama_sama: Yeah, I'm the nigga with the big coat behind the whale.
burningourown: Thought so.
burningourown: I like your yellow sweater.
llama_sama: Thanks, I stole it from a homeless person.
burningourown: Did you also steal their jacket?
llama_sama: No, I stole that shit from TJ Maxx. It was on sale. But I can't even afford brand names at low prices because I dropped out of elementary school.
burningourown: Was it the math test?
llama_sama: Yeah. Do you know how hard it is to figure out what two plus two is? I mean, it's gotta be twenty-two. It's logic, niggamoonchild.
burningourown: SRRSLY I KNOW. And that dash sign in between the two numbers? Whut the fuck does that mean? It's definitely not February 2nd, but I just can't figure it out.
llama_sama: Srsly.
llama_sama: And don't get me started on that Dr. Seuss nonsense.
llama_sama: The c... ca.... the cat in... the cat in the ha.... fuck that, I'll become a stripper.
burningourown: IF YOU WANT TO DROP OUT OF SCHOOL
burningourown: AND GRADES ARE NOT YOUR GOAL
llama_sama: THEN CHANGE YOUR NAME TO CANDY
llama_sama: AND LEARN TO WORK A POLE