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[pedigree_charm]

Today I put a on filter for my boss's blackberry e-mail. Appearently, he's been getting 400 e-mails a day that "even a murderer couldn't look at."

dicks, valium; fuck; fucked; fucking; fvcked; cum; cumming; hardcore; debt; pussy; cunt; xanax; Paris Hilton;

Comments

[elviseyes]

Shit, I wish I got that on my treo.

[anonymous]

It's like a shorthand version of the "Smack My Bitch Up" video.

[anonymous]

why dont you just post this in a myspace blog too, fuckin' pete-re-peat.

[notrub225]

fuck myspace blogs, don't ever let anyone know your secret thoughts on myspace, heheh.

fvck v

[pedigree_charm]

twat numbnuts douchbag sonofabitch

Re: fvck v

[notrub225]

fvck u 2: the sequal. don't forget to block out 'rusty trombone' which is my signature move <3 <3 <3. last night D'mi bought me a drink i think it was a major milestone in our budding friendship.

[notrub225]

penis mortgage, i like that

[notrub225]

OH AND IM ALSO REALLY INTO 'PUSSY PATROL'

[notrub225]

'Trollin' for poon.

[anonymous]

u fixed the spelling cuz YOURE A SELL-OUT!