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Jan 12, 2011 20:37

[After the complete debacle that was Bowser's Day Out, the esteemed Captain found himself doing damage control--but not at the school. No, Falcon was fighting a media firestorm, running back and forth between Final Destination and Mute City. As such, he has been in and out of his office for the better part of a week--but if you're lucky, you might ( Read more... )

!smeargle, !little mac, i have issues, !bowser, i need booze, ow my most of me, life's a bitch, !jeff, !pit, !goose, *narration, !samus, !gideon, batshit clone, !vianca, everyone wants to kill me, !max, !charizard, !eggman, !peach

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ACTION tank_rockarms January 13 2011, 02:13:25 UTC

There was a knock on Captain Falcon's office door. If he was there. Maybe he wasn't. It was hard to tell. His office hours were a little wonky as of late.

pedaltothemetal January 13 2011, 02:21:18 UTC

Falcon was there. Being exhausted from going back and forth between FDC and Mute City. It was not really a fun time.

He opened. The door.

"Max."

tank_rockarms January 13 2011, 02:40:46 UTC

Max punched him in the face and then stuffed him in a closet whoops wrong character, sorry

"Saw you on TV. Both of you."

pedaltothemetal January 13 2011, 02:42:06 UTC

Thanks, Max.

"Yeah. About that."

This was awkward. "Please tell me you at least figured out which one was actually me."

tank_rockarms January 13 2011, 02:46:06 UTC

Max reached down, and lifted up Falcon's shirt to look at his stomach. "You were the hobo." He then let Falcon's shirt drop back to its normal position. "Double checkin'."

"Though Bulba and Char filled me in that the other one of you was busting up downtown before hobo you showed up. So that pretty much told me who was who after they told me that."

pedaltothemetal January 13 2011, 02:54:17 UTC

Well that was completely unexpected and really creepy. Falcon reflexively pushed his shirt back down, and subsequently, Max's hands away from his glorious abs.

"Oh. So all of you were watching it."

Aaaawkwaaaard.

tank_rockarms January 13 2011, 03:14:27 UTC

"Well. Yeah. You were on every station almost. We watched you beat the crap outta, uh... your clone? One time you said you had a clone. Though a bunch of the stations lost their good camera shots."

pedaltothemetal January 13 2011, 03:21:05 UTC

"So I heard."

A long, drawn-out sigh. "Yeah, because we were taking out as many cameras as we could."

1 of 2 tank_rockarms January 13 2011, 03:23:31 UTC

"We?"

tank_rockarms January 13 2011, 03:23:57 UTC

"So the orange robot was in on it?"

pedaltothemetal January 13 2011, 03:24:52 UTC

"...Yes?"

Oh, no.

tank_rockarms January 13 2011, 03:37:15 UTC

"Number 1. Where'd you get that robot? Char says he fought it one time in the stadium. Number 2. That robot's a terrible helicopter pilot."

pedaltothemetal January 13 2011, 03:40:29 UTC

"...He's a friend of mine. I didn't ask him to fly the helicopter, just to get rid of the cameras in it."

A totally legitimate explanation.

tank_rockarms January 13 2011, 03:43:17 UTC

"Well then I hope your friend's gonna donate a new helicopter to the TV station."

Avatar of Virtue, Max, ladies and gentlemen.

pedaltothemetal January 13 2011, 03:46:26 UTC

"Probably not."

They weren't going to buy a new helicopter for the TV station.

"He's a robot."

tank_rockarms January 13 2011, 04:13:00 UTC

"Then I guess you're gonna have to donate one."

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