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action badasstrenches November 18 2010, 23:31:48 UTC
[Surge was walking outside when he heard a ruckus in the parking lot. It sounded very mechanical. Like someone was putting together or taking apart a tank or a car or something. At this school, he wouldn't have been surprised.

That was when he saw Falcon. Hunched over... was that a motorcycle? Looked like it. The lieutenant strolled over, but stood back a little bit. He didn't want to interrupt Falcon's concentration. So he just stood there, watching the other man work for a few moments.]

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pedaltothemetal November 19 2010, 00:07:30 UTC
[And quite a ruckus it is. Falcon is doing some pretty unmentionable things to that bike--both tires have been ripped off and there are parts everywhere.

Surge, however, does not go unnoticed. The Captain looks up very briefly.]

Hey.

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badasstrenches November 19 2010, 17:24:37 UTC
Hey.

[Well, now that he's been noticed, there's no point in standing back anymore. Surge takes a few steps closer in order to inspect the bike. He lets out a low, impressed whistle.]

You sure have taken that thing apart.

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pedaltothemetal November 19 2010, 18:27:31 UTC
I'm making it better.

[This is a very important distinction.]

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badasstrenches November 19 2010, 19:45:04 UTC
Oh. I see.

[Stare stare stare.]

So, uh, how are you makin' it better?

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pedaltothemetal November 19 2010, 20:17:36 UTC
Getting rid of the tires, first off.

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badasstrenches November 20 2010, 16:51:45 UTC
[Surge glances at the remains of the tires. Yes, that much is pretty obvious.]

What are you going to replace them with?

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pedaltothemetal November 20 2010, 17:11:39 UTC
Nothing. Tires are completely useless.

[Welcome to the future, Surge.]

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badasstrenches November 22 2010, 17:24:18 UTC
[What. What. But if a motorcycle doesn't have tires, then how will it move? What is this futurist, sci-fi nonsense?

Oh wait, didn't Falcon drive some sort of crazy hover-car that went the speed of sound or something?]

Okay, let me rephrase that. How is it going to move instead? What sort of propulsion system is it going to use?

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pedaltothemetal November 23 2010, 00:29:18 UTC
An engine.

[Like everything else uses engines, dude. But Falcon figures he should probably explain, lest he sound like a wacko. He's fiddling with some wires and a strange cylinder-type device. He connects some wires and vwooooo the bike is now hovering.]

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badasstrenches November 23 2010, 02:02:04 UTC
[That was a horrible answer. You're a horrible person, Falcon. You should feel horrible and--oh hey hovering bike. Well then.]

Sorry, I'm not up-to-date on any of those high-tech things. I still live in the age of vehicles with wheels that drive on pavement.

[There might've been a snarky grin.]

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pedaltothemetal November 23 2010, 02:27:24 UTC
[I know right what a douche.]

If you ask me, everyone should get with the times.

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badasstrenches November 23 2010, 03:17:18 UTC
And what would you suggest? You know, for someone used to livin' in the stone age.

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pedaltothemetal November 23 2010, 04:56:42 UTC
Ditch the tires and put a G-Diffuser on it, first of all.

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badasstrenches November 23 2010, 14:50:00 UTC
And where could I get this... G-Diffuser?

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pedaltothemetal November 23 2010, 17:15:45 UTC
I could hook you up.

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