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[action, minus the butts] ionianmode November 18 2010, 03:15:53 UTC
[Ionia was planning to take F-Zero into town, but to do that, she's gotta cross the parking lot. While Falcon's busy being a stupid butt-face fart-breath butt. So she's just gonna. Do her best strut on by and ignore him.]

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[there are always butts] pedaltothemetal November 18 2010, 03:38:49 UTC
[IONIA SENSES TINGLING. Or maybe it's jut hard to miss a giant robot unicorn.

He is just going to. Stop tearing the tires off this motorcycle and move on to tinkering with that G-Diffuser over there.]

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[unicorn butts] ionianmode November 18 2010, 03:45:38 UTC
[OH NO. A G-Diffuser. HER ONE WEAKNESS. She kind of... steers F-Zero a little bit closer. Oh. Oh she sees how it's going. He's just a few steps away from installing the internal gravitational modulator (future science). Ionia motions for F-Zero to kneel down, and leans forward a little, kinda watching over his shoulder half-interestedly.

She looks like she's about to say something, but NOPE. She leans down, scoops said modulator up, and digs her heels into F-Zero's sides. OFF HE GOES.]

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Re: [unicorn butts] pedaltothemetal November 18 2010, 04:04:11 UTC
[IS THIS IT. IS THIS REAL LIFE. IS FIVE WHOLE YEARS FINALLY OVER.

Wait, no she's just here to steal his shit.]

HEY!

[Man this would be a really good time for this bike to not be in pieces in the parking lot.

Is he chasing after the rocket unicorn on foot?

He is chasing after the rocket unicorn on foot.]

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aaaaalways i want to beeee with you ionianmode November 18 2010, 04:22:54 UTC
[Is he seriously chasing after the rocket unicorn on foot? Wow.

Ionia turns in her seat, waving the part with a smug little grin that she clearly must have picked up from Papa. Or Grandma. Maybe it is a horrible chimeric explosion of smugness monkeyed from Falcon and Samus COMBINED.]

I thought you were supposed to be fast!

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and make belieeeve with you pedaltothemetal November 18 2010, 04:26:33 UTC
[He is running AS FAST AS HE CAN, okay. Which is pretty fast, but not as fast as a robot unicorn.

You wipe that grin off your face, young lady.]

You're cheating!

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and live in harmony harmony ionianmode November 18 2010, 04:36:21 UTC
You are only saying that because you are losing!

[This is the only time ever that Ionia will be able to outrun Falcon she is SAVORING IT WHILE SHE CAN]

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oh looove pedaltothemetal November 18 2010, 04:39:45 UTC
[Huff huff oh god is he getting old]

I'm saying that because you're cheating!

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ionianmode November 18 2010, 22:41:15 UTC
[OKAY FINE JEEZ. Ionia brings F-Zero to a stop. She holds out the part. Dangles it like a carrot oh-so-temptingly.

Are you going to reach for it, Flacon? It is calling to you. Whispering your name. You know you want to reach for it. It's not like she's gonna yank it away or anything. Honest.]

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pedaltothemetal November 18 2010, 23:09:46 UTC
[Okay. Here he comes. Just...give him a second. Running after unicorns is hard.

HE SEES WHAT YOU'RE DOING THERE. So he stops and holds out his hand, but not to reach for the part.]

Just hand it over.

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ionianmode November 18 2010, 23:15:38 UTC
[Not budging.]

You did not say please!

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pedaltothemetal November 18 2010, 23:17:27 UTC
[Grumble grumble HEAVY SIGH.]

Hand it over, please.

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ionianmode November 18 2010, 23:19:18 UTC
Pretty pretty please with chocolate sprinkles and a cherry on top?

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pedaltothemetal November 18 2010, 23:59:51 UTC
[Unamuse Falcon is unamuse]

Pretty pretty please with chocolate sprinkles and a cherry on top.

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ionianmode November 19 2010, 02:52:35 UTC
You have to say it like you mean it!

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pedaltothemetal November 19 2010, 03:33:22 UTC
I do mean it.

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