Wherein Falcon is the biggest dick. [Dated to before Master Hand's announcement]

[pedaltothemetal]

Comments

[Private]

[ionianmode]

Where are you going? Can I come too please?

GREAT DAD OR GREATEST DAD

[pedaltothemetal]

I have to do a few things for the F-Zero Committee. It's really super boring.

CAN I CHOOSE NONE OF THE ABOVE

[ionianmode]

Nothing that is F-Zero is boring.

Ionia did not even know there was a committee! Do they decide who is an F-Zero racer? What are you going to do? Can you ask them if I can be an F-Zero racer please? Can I please please pretty please come?

YEAH I GUESS

[pedaltothemetal]

Yes. They own my soul are in charge of the rules and when and where the races happen, among other things. They also like to make me sit through really boring meetings that you would hate.

But I think I can put in a good word for you.

THEN I CHOOSE YOU JERKACHU

[ionianmode]

I bet the meetings would not be as boring if you had them while you were racing.

I would like that very much. If you want you can tell them that I know how to drive a standard. That might be important.

Oh! And this is important too. What do you want for Mother's Day, Papa?

[pedaltothemetal]

Hah, probably.

You don't have to get me anything.

[ionianmode]

If I draw you a picture, will that be okay? Even if you do not want anything for Mother's Day I am still going to get you something. Especially because you are going to ask the F-Zero committee to let me be a for-real racer.

[pedaltothemetal]

[WHY DO I SPIN THIS WEB OF LIIIIEEES]

That's everything I could ever want.

[ionianmode]

[DIDN'T YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON AFTER DJ, FALCON?]

Then I will make sure it is an extra nice picture! I am going to use all of your favourite colors.

Just make sure you come back extra fast, okay?