Wherein a transmission is not safe for anyone's ears.

Feb 25, 2009 01:26

[KSSSSSSHHH]--Y SHIP.

IT JUS--[FFZT FFZT BZZZZZ]--FLEW OVERHEAD.

AND I

AM NOT

IN IT.

[GUNFIRE! EXPLOSIONS!]

HELLO SUMABURA THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING.

ANY AND ALL MISERABLE LITTLE SHITS WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GREAT FUCKING IDEA TO JACK THE FLYER--I AM GOING TO [PEW PEW SHABOOM]--CKING KILL YOU UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD.

DO YOU HEAR ME? YOU ARE DEAD. I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL---[BZZTKSSSSSSSSSSSH]--TAKE I--[FZZZZZZZZZZZ]--ORRY ASS AND--[BLAM BLAM KERPOW]--SH YOU WERE NEVER BORN AND [KSSSSHTFZZZZZZZT]--TIL YOU BEG FOR MERCY.

MY CAR IS IN THERE!

FUCK!

[/End transmission.]

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