An Aromatic Road Game
I’m sorry, but farts are funny.
For as long as I can remember, farts have made me laugh uncontrollably. Like the time my brother sneezed so hard it forced a fart-I laughed so hard I peed my pants. Or my friend with perfect pitch who can tell you the exact note of every fart he hears. Heck, sometimes when I’m alone, I just think of the “minor explosion between the legs" and crack up.
I’m not embarrassed.
It is this fondness of farts that lead me and fellow flatulence lover, Billy, to create a game by combining our enjoyment for butt burps with our equal love of the cinema. It’s easy; think of movie titles that sound like a colorful description for a fart. And keep in mind, there may be different categories. For instance; the actual act of farting, the fart itself, the aftermath, etc. can ALL be described by movie titles. Got it? Here are a few films to get you started (the possibilities are limitless, my list is over 100 long). And lastly, browsing a video rental store for titles is considered cheating. Have fun.
Backdraft
Song of the South
Heat
Firestarter
Fire Down Below
Chariots of Fire
Strange Brew
The Crying Game
Dead Man Walking
The Sting
Rumble in the Bronx
Air Force One
Something Wicked This Way Comes
The Sound of Music
The Great Escape
Breaking Away *
Raging Bull *
Call of the Wild
Sudden Impact
Mary Poppins
Mr. Holland’s Opus
Remember this game the next time you are on a long road trip. And keep your Blazing Saddles to yourself.
- Johannes Gamble, Fartologist
* asterisks designates double use as poop synonym.
For as long as I can remember, farts have made me laugh uncontrollably. Like the time my brother sneezed so hard it forced a fart-I laughed so hard I peed my pants. Or my friend with perfect pitch who can tell you the exact note of every fart he hears. Heck, sometimes when I’m alone, I just think of the “minor explosion between the legs" and crack up.
I’m not embarrassed.
It is this fondness of farts that lead me and fellow flatulence lover, Billy, to create a game by combining our enjoyment for butt burps with our equal love of the cinema. It’s easy; think of movie titles that sound like a colorful description for a fart. And keep in mind, there may be different categories. For instance; the actual act of farting, the fart itself, the aftermath, etc. can ALL be described by movie titles. Got it? Here are a few films to get you started (the possibilities are limitless, my list is over 100 long). And lastly, browsing a video rental store for titles is considered cheating. Have fun.
Backdraft
Song of the South
Heat
Firestarter
Fire Down Below
Chariots of Fire
Strange Brew
The Crying Game
Dead Man Walking
The Sting
Rumble in the Bronx
Air Force One
Something Wicked This Way Comes
The Sound of Music
The Great Escape
Breaking Away *
Raging Bull *
Call of the Wild
Sudden Impact
Mary Poppins
Mr. Holland’s Opus
Remember this game the next time you are on a long road trip. And keep your Blazing Saddles to yourself.
- Johannes Gamble, Fartologist
* asterisks designates double use as poop synonym.