Bean
I must tell the story of a bean merchant,
A boy called Iain who I would like to thank.
He's great on his bike and very petite,
A person that all would like to meet.
Also goes by Feaviour - a merchant of bean,
Who once got jealous of a man called "Cream".
He's helping me through a very tough stage,
And for this, of course, he must be paid.
Any ideas, my friends, of how to repay?
Maybe a meal or sex for the day?
He has the power to turn bad into good,
And, for me, he hit the bad right in the bud.
Bike rides and car rides, kisses and cuddles,
He even likes it when I get in my muddles.
This silly rhyming must now come to a stop
So I can fall asleep happily until his 10 o'clock "POP" !
I'll be waiting for you all to take the piss.
However, cheesiness is something I really miss.
But thankyou to Iain *x* - a luverly boy
Who makes my life fun and something to enjoy
AAAAAW aren't I cute and (not so) clever?
And how embarrassing - but these things must be done!
:P
x
A boy called Iain who I would like to thank.
He's great on his bike and very petite,
A person that all would like to meet.
Also goes by Feaviour - a merchant of bean,
Who once got jealous of a man called "Cream".
He's helping me through a very tough stage,
And for this, of course, he must be paid.
Any ideas, my friends, of how to repay?
Maybe a meal or sex for the day?
He has the power to turn bad into good,
And, for me, he hit the bad right in the bud.
Bike rides and car rides, kisses and cuddles,
He even likes it when I get in my muddles.
This silly rhyming must now come to a stop
So I can fall asleep happily until his 10 o'clock "POP" !
I'll be waiting for you all to take the piss.
However, cheesiness is something I really miss.
But thankyou to Iain *x* - a luverly boy
Who makes my life fun and something to enjoy
AAAAAW aren't I cute and (not so) clever?
And how embarrassing - but these things must be done!
:P
x