I used to make my dry philosophy texts more engaging by rewarding myself with a wank after every chapter. Sadly the texts were just as dry and boring, but now I get the horn whenever I read anything for educational purpose.
Blimey, you must have had a hell of a week with Hegel, his chapters go on forever. Not like quick-little-meditation-and-the-rest-of-the-day's-your-own Descartes, doing it in an oven, the tart. We all know what he was thinking about.
The chafing got so bad that in 2nd year I changed to Theology. Far more entertaining texts, less trouser-based discomfort, banned from libraries with decreasing frequency.
This is particularly awkward in libraries.
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