Things my physio has said to me today
I do not want to touch your damp leopard.
Oh my god, why did nobody tell me these pearls are so massive? It's like I've got big comedy golf balls on my ears.
The fingernails melt when you a burn a corpse, trust me on this.
Is anything in that bin edible?
They're like robots! Cold, evil, empire-building robots who just want to shit on each other, if robots could shit.
I could easily have my husband eaten by pigs.
I've never seen anyone blush so much, all I said was we should have intercourse. You know, when you eat those little bites between courses? To cleanse your palette? That's what it's called.
Oh my god, why did nobody tell me these pearls are so massive? It's like I've got big comedy golf balls on my ears.
The fingernails melt when you a burn a corpse, trust me on this.
Is anything in that bin edible?
They're like robots! Cold, evil, empire-building robots who just want to shit on each other, if robots could shit.
I could easily have my husband eaten by pigs.
I've never seen anyone blush so much, all I said was we should have intercourse. You know, when you eat those little bites between courses? To cleanse your palette? That's what it's called.