Lulu's doing those sort of quiz things again.
1. What do people usually call you?
Psmith
2. Do you have freckles?
No
3. Have you ever been to another country?
A grand total of three, including my country of origin.
4. Do you feel comfortable dancing in public?
Modern dance seems to consist of (if the music is slow) standing nervously far too near to one's partner and shifting one's weight from foot to foot without actually moving, or (if the music is fast) simulating the sorts of things one doesn't allude to in the presence of one's maiden aunts. I have to declaim any level of comfort in engaging in said activities. However, I can waltz and foxtrot decently.
5. Have you ever kissed a mirror?
What would be the point of it?
6. Do you still talk to your bestfriend from when you were 14?
It would be impossible.
7. Can you skateboard?
I've never tried.
8. Do you own an iPod?
No.
9. What was your favorite tv show as a kid?
Not applicable.
10. Do you still have feelings for an ex?
"Feelings" is an awfully open-ended word. The implication, obviously, is "Are you still in love with your ex," and the answer to that is no.
11. Would you rather bungee jump or sky dive?
No, thank you.
12. Who is the hottest celebrity?
I have no opinion.
13. Who was the last person to call you?
Lulu. No-one else really calls me.
15. What kind of music do you listen to?
What do they call the genre they play on WATV?
16. Did the movie Titanic make you cry?
Have I seen this one?
17. Have you ever punched someone?
Yes.
18. Has anyone ever punched you?
Yes.
19. Have you ever been dumped?
Yes.
20. Big dogs, small dogs, or cats?
Clara has swayed me in favour of small orange cats.
21. How many cars have you owned?
One
22. Do you call your bestfriend everyday?
More or less, although it's not scheduled into my datebook or anything.
23. What do you live in?
A garret flat.
24. Have you ever gotten drunk?
Yes.
25. Have you ever stolen anything?
I remind you once more of my understanding of the concept of permissible evidence.
26. Who do you think about the most?
Lulu, and I return her :)
27. What is your most prized possesion?
Why tie yourself down to material belongings, Comrade?
28. Do you like to watch tv?
Not particularly.
29. When is the last time you went to the movies?
Somewhat recently.
30. Do you wear glasses or contacts?
No.
31. What country would you most like to visit?
Finland. I have no reason for this, it's simply the first one to spring to mind.
32. Do you think anyone could ever really be satisfied?
The human condition precludes such.
33. Are you religious?
No.
34. Do you live with your parents?
No.
35. Would you like to live to be 110 years old?
I'm already 120.
36. Have you ever approached someone of the opposite sex?
Living in the rather crowded city of London, and having, as a result, often navigated its somewhat congested streets in what could be considered a co-educational crowd, I dare say I have approached any number of members of the opposite sex in my lifetime.
37. Do you kiss on the first date?
I admit here to not having been on a sufficient number of first dates to give a stastically significant response.
38. What hair color do you like most on the oppisite sex?
I'm quite fond of blondes, or at least one particular blonde.
39. When is the last time you took a shower or bath?
Last night.
40. Have you ever been to a concert?
Yes.
41. Do you talk to your parents?
See question 6.
42. How many siblings do you have?
I had a sister.
43. Do you like to have your picture taken?
I don't really have an opinion on the matter.
44. Do you have more girl friends or guy friends?
Male.
45. Have you ever played in the rain?
Yes.
46. Ever seen a tornado?
No.
47. How many meals do you eat a day?
2.5
48. Who do you most resemble in your family?
I am the living image of my father.
49. What kind of accent do you have?
Etonian. (Linguists refer to it as URP, for Upper Received Pronunciation, it being an accent which is learnt rather than occurring naturally.)
50. How long have you known your bestfriend?
Once again I echo Lulu: Since last september :)
Psmith
2. Do you have freckles?
No
3. Have you ever been to another country?
A grand total of three, including my country of origin.
4. Do you feel comfortable dancing in public?
Modern dance seems to consist of (if the music is slow) standing nervously far too near to one's partner and shifting one's weight from foot to foot without actually moving, or (if the music is fast) simulating the sorts of things one doesn't allude to in the presence of one's maiden aunts. I have to declaim any level of comfort in engaging in said activities. However, I can waltz and foxtrot decently.
5. Have you ever kissed a mirror?
What would be the point of it?
6. Do you still talk to your bestfriend from when you were 14?
It would be impossible.
7. Can you skateboard?
I've never tried.
8. Do you own an iPod?
No.
9. What was your favorite tv show as a kid?
Not applicable.
10. Do you still have feelings for an ex?
"Feelings" is an awfully open-ended word. The implication, obviously, is "Are you still in love with your ex," and the answer to that is no.
11. Would you rather bungee jump or sky dive?
No, thank you.
12. Who is the hottest celebrity?
I have no opinion.
13. Who was the last person to call you?
Lulu. No-one else really calls me.
15. What kind of music do you listen to?
What do they call the genre they play on WATV?
16. Did the movie Titanic make you cry?
Have I seen this one?
17. Have you ever punched someone?
Yes.
18. Has anyone ever punched you?
Yes.
19. Have you ever been dumped?
Yes.
20. Big dogs, small dogs, or cats?
Clara has swayed me in favour of small orange cats.
21. How many cars have you owned?
One
22. Do you call your bestfriend everyday?
More or less, although it's not scheduled into my datebook or anything.
23. What do you live in?
A garret flat.
24. Have you ever gotten drunk?
Yes.
25. Have you ever stolen anything?
I remind you once more of my understanding of the concept of permissible evidence.
26. Who do you think about the most?
Lulu, and I return her :)
27. What is your most prized possesion?
Why tie yourself down to material belongings, Comrade?
28. Do you like to watch tv?
Not particularly.
29. When is the last time you went to the movies?
Somewhat recently.
30. Do you wear glasses or contacts?
No.
31. What country would you most like to visit?
Finland. I have no reason for this, it's simply the first one to spring to mind.
32. Do you think anyone could ever really be satisfied?
The human condition precludes such.
33. Are you religious?
No.
34. Do you live with your parents?
No.
35. Would you like to live to be 110 years old?
I'm already 120.
36. Have you ever approached someone of the opposite sex?
Living in the rather crowded city of London, and having, as a result, often navigated its somewhat congested streets in what could be considered a co-educational crowd, I dare say I have approached any number of members of the opposite sex in my lifetime.
37. Do you kiss on the first date?
I admit here to not having been on a sufficient number of first dates to give a stastically significant response.
38. What hair color do you like most on the oppisite sex?
I'm quite fond of blondes, or at least one particular blonde.
39. When is the last time you took a shower or bath?
Last night.
40. Have you ever been to a concert?
Yes.
41. Do you talk to your parents?
See question 6.
42. How many siblings do you have?
I had a sister.
43. Do you like to have your picture taken?
I don't really have an opinion on the matter.
44. Do you have more girl friends or guy friends?
Male.
45. Have you ever played in the rain?
Yes.
46. Ever seen a tornado?
No.
47. How many meals do you eat a day?
2.5
48. Who do you most resemble in your family?
I am the living image of my father.
49. What kind of accent do you have?
Etonian. (Linguists refer to it as URP, for Upper Received Pronunciation, it being an accent which is learnt rather than occurring naturally.)
50. How long have you known your bestfriend?
Once again I echo Lulu: Since last september :)