Here is a bit of silliness I saw on
suki_blue's journal. I can't bring myself to look at "real" spoilers, but this I can handle.
My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Ron becomes a cannibal by using Polyjuice Potion
Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Draco Malfoy is arrested for selling Ritalin to the younger pupils on the Quidditch pitch
Get your Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Neo from the Matrix gets pregnant by Dobby the House Elf after appearing in a photo shoot for Vogue
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