[Voice//Accidentally public]

[peasant_king]

[There's a clank as something bumps the journal turning it on, then the groans of someone waking up slowly. A few seconds of silence, then a scream of shock and horror. What can eventually be heard to be Delita is cursing like a sailor and by the sounds of it, scrambling out of bed as fast as his legs can carry him. The cursing is in a very thick

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[sekaitoonajide]

What the--

Hey, Deli!

Are you okay?!

[peasant_king]

I am not "okay"! I am very near killing a man in my own bed.

Her mind goes to the most reasonable option.

[sekaitoonajide]

What the--

Killing a--

You have a potential rapist in your bed?!

*She lets out a growl. First Assassination attempts. Now Rapists. She can't leave this ship alone. EVER.*

I hope you shove a sword down his throat, the perverted--!!

[peasant_king]

*Snarling, but calming down slightly*

He... did not harm me. He would not be living if he had attempted. But this madness shall not be allowed to continue...

[sekaitoonajide]

*In turn, Sekai's calming down a bit, too, but obviously VERY miffed.*

If he had tried, I would have found a way onto that ship of yours and beat the tar out of myself. Though I'm pretty sure you'd have turned him into a pile of...something before I could even get a chance to get there.

Maybe threaten him a little? I hear that always works.

[peasant_king]

I would, yet the idiot is still sleeping like the grave!

[sekaitoonajide]

Then why not cover your hands with something (or your foot, so you don't get naked-man on you) and push him out of the bed?

His head hitting the floor SHOULD wake him up.

[peasant_king]

...

A good plan Sekai. Give me a moment. I do not want his taint on my bedding long then needed.

[sekaitoonajide]

Glad I could be of help!

Let me know if it works.

[peasant_king]

...

The fool still sleeps, so I have pushed him into the hall with a broom. Let the Admiral deal with this insanity.

[sekaitoonajide]

Well, you could always say that you were 'taking out the trash', so to speak.

But maybe this is a sign that you should lock your doors when you go to bed at night?