Warnings: A lot of bad language, maybe some grammatical errors.. and lots of "yay!"
It's a...
GIRL! Meet Siren Arcenciel.
In yo face,
maximillianart !
For this generation, I decided to make an effort and do some research on the names.
According to the internet, the colour red represents alertness. So.. Siren? Get it?
Woo, qt pai is really making his way up the ladder of success!
So since Karen was let go, I needed to hire a new nanny
Clementine: Yes, I would like to discuss a sched--
Wow, they send 'em fast.
Scary.
So Chris brought home a friend..?
Is she supposed to be in her PJs?
lolol, Clem brings home a bonus of barely $300 while Chris brings home a bonus of $700ish
Signs of negligence:
1. Leaving your child on the floor while you're out at work.
2. The nanny doesn't even give a shit.
If you recognize these signs at home, please contact child services immediately.
So Christopher's LTW was to become the board of education
I think that's what it's called.. anyways!
I fucking love this nanny! She even makes the bed!
♥____♥
Yay!
lol, sometimes I wonder if Clementine really should be a parent.
Or even be in the presence of children..
Annnnnd then Maize walked into my shot.
fmkdlmaklfmkdla
Makeover timeeee :|
Obligatory pic spam!
Siren: NO! I DO NOT WANT TO SAY GRAMPY.
lol, I found this when everyone was out at work.
The nanny really is a work of art :D
It'd be nice if she cleaned up a little, but I'm not complaining :]
Woo!
lol, she's getting a bonus of $450 while Chris is bringing home $452.
Beat her by 2 bucks!
Control yourself, Clem.
Gawwww :3
POPOPOP
Aw, don't you just love autonomous love? :]
So the Arcenciels had 20+ grand stashed in their.. idk.
and I made them an upstairs. Like my lighting job? :]
LOL so. My game froze for quite a bit, so I decided to leave it unattended to go watch some youtube on my dad's computer.
I come back like.. 5 minutes later, and find that Clementine had died while I was enjoying some fronk n dego. (go watch their stuff if you haven't heard of them. they're great! :]) Of course, I didn't save the game..
I should've called the grim reaper though. that would've been more interesting. -.-'
So I kept a close eye on Clementine when I reloaded the game. I Made sure she ate. Even when she wasn't hungry.
Clem's on mat. leave. There's nothing around the house that she could do.. so I got her to teach Siren how to walk.
None of Clem's wants have to do with children or having chilren.. isn't that sad?
lol, yeah. there really wasn't anything for Clem to do around the house.
And then I realize that Maize is at home and forgot that she had a day off..
I thought she was at work, when really, she was out in the back having herself a nice tan.
Clem: omg, should I? Should I?!
Christopher: Delilah, let's make a deal. You be nice to me.. and don't even think about saying anything sarcastic. And in return.. I will praise you with little treats!
Delilah: Fineee. I'm only doing this because you're cute.
Siren makes me smile :]
I had Joseph paint a portrait of Clem to go up with Maize's portrait.
I don't really like it.. kindof looks too posed for me.
Maybe it's the angle. I'll have another portrait done of her.
POPOPOP #2
Pregnancy can bring the best and worst out of you.
Not that I would know.. Just saying what everyone else says :]
Though, it's a bitch taking care of them >:l
Yeah, definitely too posed.
Siren: Hi, Delilah!
Delilah: Don't talk to me. I've gotta pee.
Fuck pregnancy.
Delilah: Bitch is in my crib! :@
FINALLY.
Wow, and I thought it was just Clementine..
Siren: _Pelvic thrust
Obligatory pic spam
Siren: This one's a boy.
BABYYY! :D
Annnnnnd she looks exactly like Siren.
Don't tell me Clem has first-born. :l
Meet Valentina Arcenciel.
Red = love
love = valentine
valentine = valentina :]
I'm just taking it in how much she looks like Clem when she was younger.
Okay, I just looked at a picture of Clem when she was a kid.
Nevermind.
They look nothing alike :]
huzzahhhhh
Clementine never ceases to amaze me.
IDC if half of the planet has a picture of their sim doing this.
It's cute, and I like it.
Plus, Clementine makes it 4983028 times cuter than anyone else can!
Clementine: I'm a failure at life.
Clem, look behind you.
Silly goose.
While that was happening.. Delilah was attacking tweety.
Delilah: DIE, TWEETY.
In the process of their baby making..
I believe I heard Chris say, "Honk, Honk."
..If a guy ever said that to me while having sex..
lol. I'd kill him.
Maize+Random Girl: Praise the Lord!
Valentina's birthday :]
Obligatory pic spam
My heart literally melted when I saw this :]
Val: OMNOMNOM
Thinking that Valentina would be as easy as Siren to teach..
I thought wrong. She was a stubborn one.
Woo, bonus!
lol, Clem isn't even making half of Chris' salary.
POPOPOP I missed it, but whatevs :]
Clementine: I do NOT like your afro!
lol, wut?
Clementine.. Where is Valentina?
Clementine: I dunno :]
Oh hulloh, cutie. I could do with some more upper lip, but you have some potential, my friend.
Siren: I am your future wife and offspring provider. HUG MEEEEE
BJ Buckingham: EW, NO.
That's his name. BJ Buckinham. I need to download some name templates.
POPOPOP
What's up with the pregnant lady?
Ohhh look, it's the guy that Maize couldn't get with because she was at work.
Siren's turn :D
Siren: Hai ther, qt pai.
Yay!
Someone ALWAYS has to block my shot.
Clem+PreggoLady: _woddle, woddle
Clementine: WTF, AGAIN?!
Oh yah. forgot to take proper pictures of the baby.
Oh wellllz. You can sortof see him.
Meet Pharaoh Arcenciel.
Red also resembles power.
So.. Power = Pharaoh?
Makes sense? :]
Yah, Clem definitel has first born. S'ok though. I'll try to make them look very distinct from eachother.
Obligatory Pic Spam
Stay tuned for more! :]