Hooker Legacy 1.2
Hello, again! I'm really sorry for the huuuge delay. I've had this post saved for about two weeks lol.. Anyways, I'm not going to let you sit here and read my irrelevant excuse as to why I've gone missing, so let the Hookers commence!
My lovely friend, tokaras was kind enough to build and furnish a house for me (because my skills in building/furnishing/decorating are lacking). She's so thoughtful :3
Main level!
Upper level!
Quite a few people have already favoured Cal, so here you go. Ogle her now.
But let me interrupt your ogling, for Bekah needs to pop a baby out of her.
Bekah: "YOU MAKE IT SOUND SO CASUAL."
Oh, that's because it is. For me, at least.
And it's another girl! Meet Taryn Hooker.
I figured I might as well get to the point and begin the next mini-challenge. Sounds exciting.
Liam: "Yes, I'd like two of your most misbehaved dogs."
WAIT, WHAT? I NEVER SAID--
Liam: "Yes, make sure they aren't house-trained either."
>:l
Here are the lovely two, Rascal and
Ferdinand.
Fortunately for Cal, she won't be taken care of by the cats and dogs. Lucky her. Sucks for Taryn.
Ferdinand: "Oh, hey, there's a new person in our family."
Cal, post-makeover!
Taryn: "Mmm, that milk so good..."
Taryn: "So good.."
Taryn: "MmmmMmMmMMmMmmrrrrrrrrrrrr--"
Bekah: "Hi, I would like two of your best pussies...Yes, I would prefer them to have hair. Do I want them to be loud and noisy? Hm.. I suppose."
And so it begins. Seriously, what kind of domestic animal manages to completely destroy a bed?
And so we have Rascal, who is responsible for most of the the destroyed furniture. He often enjoys rolling around in his own urine. Don't we all?
This is Pierre. I think there's something wrong with him.
Whenever I'm trying to look for him, I always find him in the most awkward positions. Hm.
Rascal, who is my favourite. You'll never catch him without a smile.
Seriously think there's something wrong with Pierre.
Bekah: "Erm, this cat's in the way. Perhaps I should just let me baby starve."
Perhaps.
Ferdinand manages to destroy the couch too. This dog is magical.
Bekah: "Be kind to my little Taryn, please."
Pierre: "Nevarrrrrrr!"
I felt that Cal needed a little love. She's so cute :3
Ferdinand is honestly such a little bitch. I love it. But seriously, Liam? MAN UP.
Totally forgot that baby toys/cribs weren't allowed. Woops! Oh wellz.
Taryn: GET. ME. OUT.
Cal: Your incompetence to remain calm is quite humiliating. This must cease.
Taryn: What did that bitch just say to me? Oh, she's going down.
ANOTHER HOOKER! whatatwist.
Like I said, Ferdinand is a bitchy little bitch.
Hm.
Can't say I've seen this before. Look at that face of his, haha.
FINALLY time for Taryn to grow up.
HERPDERPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
s'ok, we can fix this.. right?
lolol, poor Bekah.
Taryn, post-makeover!
She's... different... *awkward*
Okay, maybe she's not all that bad..
Well, at least she's making a good impression on all of her caretakers?
And so it begins.
Taryn: "I need to pee-pee... :("
Everyone in the Hooker house is slowly losing their minds. This is fun.
Bekah: "Can't sleep. Cat on bed."
*facepalm*
While that was happening...
I honestly think everyone in real-life should just roll a pair of dice and play the mini-challenges. It'd be fun, no?
I'm sure Taryn's enjoying this.
Rascal: "THAT CHILD MUST STOP."
Cal: "Haha, I took your horsey. What're you going to do about it?"
Cal: "You sad little infant."
This is so relevant.
Oh, yeah. Here's the other cat, Mouse. She's alright.
PARENTAL ATTENTION? WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS?
Taryn: "Daddy, please wipe my ass."
Liam: "Oh, I don't know, Taryn... peasandlove will become very angry if she ever finds out... Alright, fine."
*RAGE*
Ferdinand is not liking anyone at all.
NEITHER IS MOUSE. Bad pussy. Bad, bad pussy.
Really? You two couldn't do that in a room that your children weren't in?
Bekah&Liam: *sex*
Taryn: "Aw, Rascal. I love you. You never stop smiling."
Rascal: ":)"
Bebby time!
It's a boy! (finally). Meet Nikolai Hooker.
Liam... FKLDMGLDASMFLDKANFLKDGALSKFDLSA
LIAM, REALLY? REEEEAAAAALLLLYYYYY?! :(
Co-worker: "Damn, that baby staaaaanks."
Stfu, Princess Leia.
lol@Taryn's face. She looks so miserable.
BEKAH, YOU TOO? CURSES.
Finally.. Poor Nikolai. He has no idea what he's in for.
Taryn, post-makeover, who is looking quite adorable, if you ask me.
And Nikolai. S'ok. This'll work out... *crosses fingers*
Pancakes? That's different, Bekah.
Heeeellloooooo, sexyhobbyman.
Nikolai: "I don't know whose pee this is! :D"
Woah, Rascal being mean for the first time? Scary.
lolol, aw man.. I'm so sorry, Nik.
Alright, smustle time with Calandria!
Cal: No.
Oh, okay.
Ferdinand, why're you sleeping outside on the snowy grass? You crazy dog, you.
I don't even care anymore.
Bekah: THISBEMYDANCEFACE ANGRYANGRYANGRY.
Liam: Ugh, I NEED TO PEE.
Destroyed couch number two!
Clearly, Bekah does not care for that.
And clearly, Liam does not care for his job, either. Typical Hookers...
CRAZYEYES. Beware...
Cal's birthday! Felt like forever.
Bekah: WOO, YOU GROW UP, CAL. YOU HAVE MY UNDIVIDED ATTEN--- Ooo, sexy man walking outside my house.
What a face.
Cal, post-makeover. I'm beginning to have hope for this family! All of my previous legacies had fail-children. I am excited :]
Anyways, thanks for reading!