The Trippy ISBI-Round Robin Legacy 1.1
Oh, hey! Sorry, I didn't see you there. New legacy, yes. I will be doing this with tokaras and cawleen . Why? Because all three of us are friends in real life (I'm not sure how that's relevant, but whatever). I will be taking over the first gen., tokaras will continue with the second gen., then on to cawleen, and so on. Anyways, I don't think I need to explain this any further, so let us begin!
Meet Eli Trippy.
...And this is where I would enter in his stats. I just had it open on notepad, but of course, I close it without saving.
Okay. I'll try to remember what it was:
Taurus (8/6/5/4/2)
Fortune
LTW: Become a Business Tycoon
OTH: Cuisine
+ Makeup/Great Cook
- Facial Hair
Hah, not too shabby, if I say so, myself.
I bet you're wondering why Trippy was chosen as a last name for this legacy (you probably aren't)! Well. There is this famous-ish YouTube vlogger that goes by the name of Charles Trippy. tokaras and I are quite fond of this man and his quirky sense of humor. cawleen is a little 'ish about him. But that's okay!
And so I present to you Eli's humble abode. Not much to see here.. moving forward!
What's a legacy without some treasure hunting?
Eli didn't find much, but he did manage to hit the water pipes quite a few times..
Eli: Water! On my clothes!? AWMG, THE BLASPHEMY.
You're poor. Deal with it.
Eli: Oh, fine..
Eli: Phew! That was tiring. I'm ready to go inside now!
..You barely found anything.
Since Eli's LTW was career-related, I sent him off to look for a job. Unfortunately, Eli won't be getting money today...
BACK TO THE TREASURE HUNTING!
So, instead of treasure hunting, I decided to go woman hunting.
There really wasn't much luck regarding the women in this neighborhood. I mean, sure, alien skin tones are awesome, but her face was too normal.
Eli: Ah, so that's how you make spaghetti! I understand it completely now.
\
Clearly.
Eli wasn't given a welcome wagon for some strange reason, so I sent him off to some hangout place. I forget what it's called.
Pool facial expression spam!
This would be Eli's mating face.
Eli's intense game of pool was rudely interrupted by this young fellow.
Eli: Bitch thinks he can play with my balls?!
tehehehehehe
Eli: I will let this one slide... But it's only because his rump is absolutely spectacular.
These were honestly the only women in place. I was losing hope :[
Pool faces <3
I really mean it when I say that nothing was happening, so I got Eli to scrape up some money. The boy made $200 something. Not too bad!
Eli: Hey, you're half naked! Maybe that'll bring all the girlies to the yard.. GOOD IDEA!
Eli: So, uh.. would you like me better shirtless with paint smothered all over my body?
Alien (Whose name I have forgotten): ..Is he serious?
Alien: Oh-ho-ho-ho, NO.
Crazy Bartender: ARGHHHHH!
Alien: I wouldn't take you, even if you WERE wearing a shirt.
Crazy Bartender: WHYYYY!
..Enough of that. I decided to send Eli home, because he was having NO luck, whatsoever.
In the time being, he decided to tan out in the back. But honestly, NOTHING was happening...
So I decided to send him back to the hopeless hangout joint.
The only different woman sim who entered the place. She wasn't pretty, but she was tolerable.
Eli: Hey, how's it--
Rude Interrupter: Oh, hello! I don't think we've met.
Eli: *Glare*
o hei thar qt pai!
Eli: Hello, you're very--
Rude Interrupter: Hi! I'm quite attracted to you.
Eli: >:l
You know, Eli, taunting her won't get you into her pants..
Eli: I know, but she's so easy to upset!
Oh, wouldn't you want a guy like Eli as your valentine?
The girl didn't mind too much that Eli was being such a jerk. Oh, by the way, her name is Kelly.
Eli scored big time and actually brought a girl HOME!
Kelly: Oh, baby, you can fertilze my eggs anytime... ;)
Eli: Oh, damn.
Eli: I think you're quite attractive; I really like you.
Kelly: Ew, don't say things like that.
Eli: I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HER.
Kelly: *walks into wall*
No lie, Kelly is probably one of the most bipolar sims I have ever seen.
Kelly: Tehehe, I was just kidding. I like you too.
Eli: *Brain explodes!*
Not remaining chaste until marriage? We has them.
It tooks quite some time to lure in this lady-friend.
Eli: Hey, gimme a hug!
Kelly: Oh, I'm sorry, I don't hug people unless I know them very well.
..But apparently, you're totally fine with jumping into bed with complete strangers?
Eli: Maybe this wasn't such a good idea...
Kelly: Okay, fine. I'll move in with you and bear your children.
Eli: Success.
And so Kelly receives a decent makeover for giving into the sweet temptation of Eli Trippy.
Y/Y?
I've seen this quite a few times. I still do not understand.
I didn't take any pictures of the other times he's looked for a business-related job, but.. this is probably the 5th time he's checked.
Ah, and so the fun begins!
Eli: You know, since you're going to bear my children and allow your uterus to explode on several occasions, wanna just marry me and get it over with?
Kelly: Awmg, this is the best Valentine's day weekend I've ever had!
Kelly: Ooo, Shiny...
Baby-making time? I THINK SO!
I really wasn't into the glasses all that much, so I took them off of her.
Kelly: Eeeeeeeewuh, I look disgusting!
..You look exactly the same.
Aw, shucks. Tell me they aren't cute!
Kelly: Eli, I'm going to build this sandcastle with you. This will represent the long and happy life we are going to share together. We will build and maintain our family, and live happily ever after.
Eli: Woah, slow down, woman.
Eli: But you can build a mean tower. Let's suck the hell out of each other's faces!
Just because I think she's tho kayoot :3
Kelly: What is this bump I feel growing inside my belly?
Kelly: Eli, have you found a job yet?
Eli: Nope.
Kelly: How are we going to support a family..?
It's called treasure hunting and tending the bar, my dear.
Kelly: ...and we really need to have a structured relationship. You know, so we can add on to the building blocks of our future.
Kelly: Are you even listening to me?
Eli: Mm, yeah.. building blocks... got it...
STILL NO BUSINESS-RELATED JOB.
!?!?!!
When I say shotgun, you say wedding!
Shot gun..?
Soon after the quicky wedding, Kelly immediately went for the fridge.
Total class right there.
Eli, what's wrong?
Eli: My wife looks like an effing whale. I did not sign up for this.
And that's our founder, folks.
Kelly really wasn't taking the pregnancy all that well.. Poor girl.
Kelly: Another bump! What is this strange phenomenon growing inside my uterus!?
So cute!
And this is called the, peasandlove is an idiot because she often leaves her game unpaused, leaving her sims to suffer and possibly die photo.
Totally didn't mean to do it. I went downstairs to make a sandwich :[
Apparently, Kelly had an accident IN the washroom. I do not understand these sims.
Kelly: DON'T BRING IT UP IN FRONT OF ME! *sob*
To make up for it, Eli had hot makeout sessions with her. It seemed to work!
k, I take that back.
Kelly: Duuuurrrrr... *drool*
That's all for now, thanks for reading!
P.S. I have taken enough pictures for the next few updates, so my posts will be on a set schedule. I plan on posting them on one certain day of the week (preferably Friday. If not, then some time during the weekend). So I hope you stay tuned! :]