The Epidemic Legacy 1.5
Hello, again! :]
This will be the last post with sucky graphic quality (bear with me, please!) since I finally got my new laptop today (Refer to my previous post). My router's being a douche and won't let me connect and get internet from my laptop, so I am currently downloading Sims onto it while I'm writing this from the family computer. I started playing on Christmas day, so as a present for the Epidemics, I gave them makeovers (actually, just Malaria and Kay). I do have them uploaded and ready for download, so I will post that fairly soon.
ANYWAYS...
Previously in the Epidemic household, we were let down by Swine after he grew up in to a teen. Apparently, he reminds a few of us of Shaggy from Scooby-Doo and also Trace Cyrus (lolwtf!). And we have also learned that Kay is way too easy and should never be the mother-figure for anyone (but we knew that about her already!).
Onward!
Malaria got a new makeover. I'm really diggin' the short haircuts for her y/y?
Y/Y?
Kay sort of got a makeover as well. I was too lazy to wait for her to get out of the tub, so here you go!
Y/Y?!?
Why does this woman keep coming back?! I've fired her already.
Noooo idea.
So I got Malaria to fire her again.
Psycho-Nanny: W-wh-what?!
Goodbye, Psycho-Nanny. Again.
Dunno why she was holding on to an invisible steering wheel. She really does live up to her name, lol.
So I'm kind of favoring Malaria out of all of the kidlets. She's just so puuurdy.
Malaria: Oh, HULLOH KITTEH.
NOT a kitteh: I AM NO FELINE! FEEL THE WRATH.
Malaria: BLEEERGGGHHAHDSAKDSALHJL!!1
It kind of looks like she's freestyling, no?
Malaria: The world is a cruel place.. I can see clearly that I am no longer needed as a feline's companion.
*sulk*
Sepsis: You know, Swine, life is full of twists and turns. Some things will get in your way of what you're reaching for. You know what you do when that happens?
Sepsis: Suck it up, because no one gives a shit.
Swine: Oh, my little brother is so wise!
Malaria: *Impales half of body* PAY ATTENTION TO ME. CLEARLY, I AM HEIR-WORTHY.
Indeed, you are.
Aw, it's the sort of cute girl that wouldn't make babies with Swine (who's name is Cheryl Tse)
Swine: Hey, so. I've got to make you over, because you're my only hope for becoming heir to this family. Your cute genes will overpower mine. *crosses fingers*
Cheryl: *cough* Okay!
Swine: Success!
Oh, boy.
Kay: Hey, baby. I just wanted to let you know that I'll still think you're hella sexy when you grow up.
Anthrax: Aw, thanks, Kay. You're just saying that to get in bed with me, right?
Kay: Pretty much.
omgomgomg, and you look....
exactly the same.
Makeover time!
Tadaaaa!
I just want to pinch her cheeks. She's so cayoooot!
Anthrax: Hello, children. I will stand in the middle of your little triangle-thing because I'm an ass like that.
oh, btw. Here's and official picture of Kay and her new look.
y/n?
lol, so it was probably.. 8:57 AM when they were doing this. I was like, "wtf. go to school!"
Only you, Kay.
Kay: Lookie, I got a tan! *Shivers*
And finally, we have Sepsis growing up. FINALLY.
Well. At least he didn't turn out like Swine. I have no idea where he got that nose from..
Swine: Agh! No! Now I'm never going to become heir!
It's alright. I'm planning to do a date or incinerate challenge with you :]
I'm just realizing this now.. Sepsis looks a lot like maximillianart 's Sens Muscles.
Oh my.. Sorry!
This man, my friends, is the main source of idiocy that is running throughout this corrupt family.
Tanning in a wet suit AND during the winter. I will never understand these people.
Can you spot what's wrong with this picture?
Oh, how I love CC.
Anthrax was getting lonely, so I invited his old friend, Beth Cho over (I'm pretty sure I've never introduced her to you guys before).
Aw, look at them rekindle that long lost friendship of theirs!
O_O EXCUSE ME?
Omg, I hate you, ACR.
Poor Kay. She never even had a clue. Hopefully she won't find out though? *crosses fingers*
Malaria: Yes.. yes, I can see it now, Sepsis. You look a whole lot like Sens Muscles. You have absolutely no originality at all, do you?!
Sepsis: *null*
Anthrax: Heh, I'm such a fucking pimp.
Sepsis: You know, dad, it really doesn't matter to me if you hit that Beth Cho up. It's not like you'll go to jail or anything.. It's just super creepy that you're doing a girl younger than mom.
Anthrax: ++
Malara: Yes, father. It is true. *stare*
Sepsis: If mom catches you, though, she'll bring your ass to court and file for a divorce. And she'll probably take all of us away from you.
Anthrax: You know, you might be right...
Anthrax: ...But if I cause self-inflicted wound on myself, I can report it to the authority, making them think that Kay was the one who did it. Then they'd take her to jail and keep her there forever! That way, she won't see me with Beth Cho ever again :D
Sepsis: Oh, father, you are so clever. I would've never thought of that.
Noo idea who these people are anymore lolol
Anthrax: What am I teaching my children?! *worry*
Okay, I totally take back my sympathy for Kay. She's just so god damn easy.
Ahhhhh, this is going to be weird.
..Andddddd, you look EXACTLY the same.
Makeovers, ftw! :]
Kay: Swine, you need to stop playing video games and go outside! Meet a nice girl, get married, give me grandchildren, y'know?
Swine: Mom, I don't even play video games.
Kay: Oh my god, you're gay, aren't you?! That's why I never see you with any girls! THIS MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE TO ME NOW.
Swine: What the hell are you talking about.. example 1, example 2, example 3
Alien skintone?! COOL.
I tried to get Kay to greet him, but he was ninja-fast and ran away.
Kay: Where art thou, fellow green skin?!
Stupidity: 2 | Anthrax: 0
Anthrax: Gotta lather myself up with sunblock, yknow. So I won't get burnt or anything.
You have clearly thought this through.
Malaria's birthday already?!?!
inorite.
I'm not really sure who should be heir. Should I wait until the boys grow up, or is it pretty clear who the heir should be?
No idea. You guys tell me.
Clearly, Malaria is loving her new look. As am I :]
So, Malaria, what're you going to do to celebrate this wonderful time?
Malaria: Um, I think I'll unclog the toilet.
Oh, don't you just love townie-fights? lol, everyone was sleeping when this was going down.
Swine: Y'know, mom, just to make things clear with you, I don't play video games. In fact, I enjoy painting pictures very much.
Kay: *thinks to self* yep, he's definitely gay.
Malaria: HALP, I'M STARVING.
Kay&Anthrax: Heheheh, she thinks we'll cook for her, now that she's an adult!
Wouldn't you love to have these parents as your own?
A father who cheats on his wife with a younger woman, and a mother who is too easy to function..
Malaria: Hulloh?! Why can't I mop up this puddle?
Oh, this brings back sweet memories.
Malaria: I STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
So I had Malaria go on a man-hunt while everyone was out at work and school. The first thing she does when she arrives? She does a "What's this?" to the light fixture.
I strangely like this picture :]
Being a pleasure sim (OOPS, I forgot to mention stats!), one of her wants was to ride this.
lololol.
Malaria: UUMPH.
Okay, let's go find some men.
These men were found on the dancefloor. Trust me, they were pretty bad-looking.
StrangeOldLady: Hm.. this area has quite an awful stench.
SORRY, I HAD TO LOL.
Although, this one wasn't all too bad. Except for his name. Really? Nawwaf? Jeez.
Y/N?
Malaria: HIGH FIVE! You're kindof cute, but I won't know for sure until I become heir.
Nawwaf: What is she talking about..?
They did have quite an interesting conversation, though.
Nawwaf: I used to have a really bad habit for breaking in to houses and stealing people's things.. One time, I was caught by the police, and they were all, "HANDS UP!" And I actually obeyed to their orders. It was like a whole new person was taking over me.
Malaria: Oh, really?! That's so noble of you!
Malaria: Well, I'm getting a little bored with your criminal stories. They probably aren't even real. Goodbye!
And that's all I've played up to. Hopefully, I'll have Sims 2 and all of its EPs up and running on the laptop sooner or later...
Thanks for reading! :]