The Epidemic Legacy 1.2
SORRY FOR ALL OF THE EMAILS! :[
Previously in the Epidemic household, we were introduced to 2 new family members: Kay and daughter, Malaria.
In this update, you will be exposed to a cornucopia of pic spams. Other than that, enjoy! :D
And so we begin this update with a dirty plate.
Why? Because this house is honestly the filthiest sim house I have ever played.
Did you know that sim-flies had red eyes?!
I sure didn't!
Again, proving my point about how the house is really dirty.
And the nanny just walks out of the washroom, not cleaning up the spill. Kind of reminds me of Karen. The nanny everyone gets when you call for one.
Aw, good girl, Kay!
Kay: It's. So. Clean... *twitch*
Well.
That's just... great.
At least SOMEONE is being clean and responsible.
I love you, Anthrax.
Picspam of Malaria coming up, because her parents went to sleep before she did.
Fail.
Double Fail.
Win!
LOL
Oh, look who's up!
Malaria: "I'd stay if I could.. but I don't want to."
Good night, Malaria.
Pic spam of Kay, because nothing was happening!
I hate her eyes! Nothing but black bottomless pits of DOOOM.
I downloaded a set of new defaults, though. So you'll see that further into this update
The next morning, the Epidemics were greeted by an angry-looking mail-woman.
ALMW: "Ohhhh really?!"
Malaria's birthday already?!
Non-obligatory pic spam!
Kay: "I wonder if Edward can smell the sweet aroma of my body odour!"
I hate to admit it, but I'm a Twilight fan, myself.
Soon after dreaming about Edward Cullen, Kay went in to labour.
Kay: "OWWW, WTFWTFWTF!"
Anthrax: "STFU, WOMAN."
It's a boy! I've named him after the infamous H1N1 pandemic.
SWINE!
Just because Anthrax is a good father. Too bad no one sat down at the table and ate his omelettes, lol.
Poor guy.
I'm kind of obsessed with Malaria. Is that so bad?
AND SHE CLEANS?!!
I'm loving her even more.
CreeperTownie: "Oh, hey there, cutie! You're looking quite.. Mmm..."
Kay: "Good night, sweet heart."
Malaria: "Fuck world peace!"
Damn, lovin' the outfit.
I'm not sure if I did a house-update picture already, but here you go!
Am I going to show you the inside? Heeeelll no!
ACR, wut.
Swine's birthday swings around the corner..
And he looks exactly like his mother?!
Sortof. Not really. I'm seeing some of Anthrax's eyes in there.
Or maybe it's just me.
Yeah, they've still got it ;)
Ass grabbing?!
How romantic! D'awwww
I'm really digging Kay's shamelessness.
It's weird that she's not even a (opposite word of neat goes here) sim.
And so this is where the new eye-defaults come in.
I love them!
Kay, I love you. I really do.
I feel like I'm not acknowledging Swine's existence enough..
Kay: "ABOOGAWOOGAWOOOGAAAA!!!"
Swine: "O_O" *shits pants*
Malaria: "OHHHH, REALLY?!"
LOL I LOVE THESE EYES!
Oh, lovely, Malaria.
Favouritest picture evuh!
I'll leave you here, because that's all I've played up to.
Thanks for reading! :]