Fun Times
[Full name] Joi Sienna Wharton
[Date of birth] June 30, 1988
[Age] 16
[Sex] Female
[Height] 5' 8"
[Location] CA
[Hair color] Black
[Eye color] Brown
[Sexual perference] I tap the male ass.
[Pircings] My ears are pierced.
[Tattoos] I haven't found anything that will sag and wrinkle into an acceptable image, so until I do... none.
[Shoe size] 9W
[Describe yourself in four words] Unhealthy, boy-crazy (and that is one, hyphenated word), fun-loving(see above parenthsized note), female
[Siblings] Che Amor, Ayo Rebel
[What do you think of cheerleading] I know it's not a sport.
[Of the people you've kissed, who was the worst kisser] HAHAHAHA! I'm sorry, did you think I get any action? Well no. You see, you didn't have an "Are you BEAT?" question, so yeah. You wouldn't have known.
The worst I've probably kissed was this kid Ben that I knew before I moved here, but that was when noone REALLY knew how to kiss anyway.
[Do you like pickles] Does a bear shit in the woods?
[Do you watch porn] I watch movies with hot men in them. Thats good enough for me.
[Do you have any pets] Rose the cat. I call her Bitch, Skank, and Slut. But it's all in an endearing way.
[Who are you gonna vote for?] Noone, I'm not legal yet.
[Do you have your own phone line] Yes, and for a good time, you can call it!
[Your thoughts on abortion] It shouldn't be a birth control for unruly, irresponsible sluts, but it is a necessary choice for women to have.
[Do you like Britney Spears] Does the Pope shit in the woods? In other words, yes, yes I do. (I hate Britney Spears, but that was a good chance for a stab at the Pope, so obviously, I had to take it.)
[What do you want to do with you life] Be successful and have money.
[Ever been butt naked bangin' on the bathroom floor] Does that time with you count? Yes? Okay, then no I haven't.
[Would you ever get plastic surgery? If so, on what] Yes I would, liposuction.
[Biggest redneck you know] My cousin's neighbor.
[Do you think foreign accents are sexy] Oh my GOD, yes. I'd have sex if it was a nice enough accent/non-completely beat person. Don't let me loose in the UK.
[Do you like hot dogs] Yes, I do. Because they resemble in the smallest manner penises, and are called weiners sometimes.
[Last time you went to the doctor] This afternoon.
[Ever takin' ballet] Yes.
[Last time you used the restroom] I'm using the restroom right now.
[Most attractive person you know] I don't really know him, he's more of an aquaintance (So it's not Orlando Bloom, I know him well, we have sex often, but I'm not supposed to tell anyone about that so I can't really say that Orlando is the best looking person I know... officially.)...and I'm not going to say his actual name, but my best friend (whose name I also will not say) knows who I'm talking about, because she's stalking him through satellite right now.
FAVORITE . . .
[Color] I like pastels, generally. And I KNOW that's not a color, but I don't care, so don't step to me like that, son, because I will take you out to a nice seafood dinner, take you home, and NEVER CALL YOU AGAIN. Afternoon Delight!
[Underwear] This full body lacy black thing that makes me feel like a naughty slut.
[Coffee cup] That one I got in Spain with the Toro design on it, the big one from Starbucks because it's big ad I can get more non-coffee drinks in there, because coffee tastes beat.
[curse word] Fuck. It covers it ALL. For example: "Fuck that fucking fucker!! He fucks around with anybody who'll fuck him! But who the fuck gives a fuck anyway? In fact, motherfucker, you can shut the fuck up!"
[Euphemism for sex] Pulling the car into the garage, though that's not a very good one. I don't trade fun euphemisms for sex, however, so I apologise for my poor choice.
LAST . . .
[CD you listened to] Switchfoot- The Beautiful Letdown
[Person you called] Elizabeth
[Person that called you] Elizabeth
[Person you e-mailed] Stacey
[Person who e-mailed you] Elisa
[Person you kissed] HAHHAHHHAHA!!!! Oh yeah, you don't get it.
DO YOU/HAVE YOU . . .
[You have a boyf/girl] Okay, the concept is simple: I repel the opposite sex.
[You have a crush on someone] I always have a crush on someone. In fact, unless I tell you (as a male) that I do not like you, you can assume that in some way I'm probably attracted to you. Obviously, however, there are exceptions.
[You wish you could live somewhere else] Yes. England. Or maybe just with Orlando Bloom, wherever he may be.
[You think of suicide] Yes, but I don't think I would do it until I realized that I was an old person.
[Others find you attractive] You don't seem to be getting it. Old decrepit men who come to see movies do, I guess.
[You do drugs] Not really.
[You smoke] Um, excuse me? I am a Torrey Pines PAL, thank you very much! No really, I don't.
[Like roller coasters] Sure, in theory.
[You write in cursive] Sometimes.
[Believe in love] Yes.
[Believe in soul mates] Not really.
[Believe in 'love at first sight'] I believe in lust at first sight.
[Believe in God] I believe there is a bigger force. I'd say I'm agnostic.
[Ever cried over a girl] I've cried over a girl being a bitch to me. I've cried over a guy in the romantic sense, yes. Several times.
[Ever lied to someone] Yes!
[Ever been arrested] Nope.
[Ever dated anyone who's in your LJ friend's list] Does Stacey count? Yes? Okay, then no.
[Ever considered dating anyone else on your LJ friend's list] I need to check my friggin' Friends List, but not that I can remember, no.
[Kissed anyone on your LJ friend's list] Nope!
[Ever been in a fist fight] Why yes. Yes I have, sir.
FOR OR AGAINST
[Long-distance relationships] Against, but if a guy wanted to try it with me, I'd probably try it.
[Using someone] Um, against.
[Suicide] There's no black or white with suicide, and forcing it into a stark contrasted opinion only causes more.
[Killing people] I'm for it! I'm not for the punishment and guilt, but man do I wish I could just get rid of some people!
[Doing drugs] I'm not really against it, but I'm not completely for it, either.
[Pre-marital sex] I just think it'd suck if the man you married couldn't fuck(see? that awesome word at work) for beans and then you'd be stuck. I mean, if you're the type of person who's against pre-marital sex, I (probably being stupid) would guess you're also the kind of person who doesn't believe in divorce, and that would SUCK!
[The taste of blood] Now how the fuck(sweet, sweet lyrical term) would I have formed an opinion on that? I think you're a creeper.
WHAT . . .
[Are you scared of] Most things, but old people are up there.
[Is the most romantic season] Summer. I'm not turned on my rain, snow, or sharp winds.
[What are you like in relationships] Apparently shitty, seeing as how I don't have one.
NUMBER OF . . .
[Times I've been in love] I'm a love slut.
[Times I've have my heart broken] A few.
[Hearts I've broken] Hopefully none, probably -2.
[Boys I've kissed] 4 to 5 ever in my life.
[Girls I've kissed] None
[Of men I've slept with] None
[Of women I've slept with] Does that time with Britney Spears, The Pope, and that bear count? Okay, one. Kidding!
[Of continents I've lived on] One
[Of drugs taken illegally] One
[Of people I would classify as true-could-trust-with-my-life type friends] Since family doesn't count, I'd say one.
ETC
[What's the best gift you've ever received] Money. Let's be real here, folks.
[What's the best concert you've ever attended] *NSYNC! WOOOOOOO!
[If you had to give up either music or sex for the rest of your life, which would you pick] Sex
[What's your favorite bad-for-you food] Candy. I have sugar running through my veins. I'm way too indulgent with myself.
[What rockstar/rock band would you be a permanent groupie for, no questions asked] John Mayer.
[Who would you lose/re-lose your virginity too, dead or living] Orlando Bloom
[Are you a dog person or a cat person] Cats, please. Who wants a slobbering, smelly, animal that you have to clean yourself?
[Favorite US city] Solana Beach!
[Have you ever made out with more than one person in the same 24 hour period] The beat thing is coming into play. You're hurting my feelings now.
[Have you ever had a romantic/sexual encounter with a rock star] Yes. The lead singer of Stereophonics TOTALLY checked me out and tried to seduce me, but I was like, "I'm sorry, my ride's here and I have to go. But I'll buy a shirt!"
[What is the craziest or stupidest thing you've ever done while drunk] Absolutely nothing.
[What current trend do you think is ridiculous and wish would go away immediately] Thank fuck it's on it's way, but Ugg boots and miniskirts are just stupid.
HAVE YOU EVER...
[Said 'I love you' and meant it] Yeah, but I've also said it and not meant it, so that question revealed absolutely nothing.
[Been to New York] No.
[Been to Florida] Never. And I don't mind.
[California] Hmmm... not that I know of.
[Hawaii] Nope... but my parents lived there, and I may have been concieved there. TMI< I know.
[Mexico] Si!
[China] Nay
[Japan] Nay
[Canada] One time, yes. It was bland, as expected.
[Danced nekkid] Never. Pain for all.
EITHER OR...
[Apples or bananas] Apples
[Red or blue] Blue
[Backstreet Boys or N*Sync] Seeing as how I'm not into the spawn of Satan himself, *NSYNC. And learn to spell it right, by the way.
[WalMart or Target] Target is the store of Jesus. It is fantastic.
[Santa or Rudoloph] Rudolph. I've seen a fucking reindeer. A reindeer with a red nose isn't that farfetched if you ask me. Give me some paint and the key to the reindeer cage at the Zoo, and Rudolph can exist! (and learn to spell!)
[Math or English] English
[High school or college] I'm hoping for college, because if it's not college, then I will have lead a very sad life.
The Future
[Do you want to get married] Yes, I'll tap that.
[If so, at what age] 25
[Who will you marry] Orlando Bloom, obviously.
[What do you want to do when you grow up] Be lazy.
[Date of birth] June 30, 1988
[Age] 16
[Sex] Female
[Height] 5' 8"
[Location] CA
[Hair color] Black
[Eye color] Brown
[Sexual perference] I tap the male ass.
[Pircings] My ears are pierced.
[Tattoos] I haven't found anything that will sag and wrinkle into an acceptable image, so until I do... none.
[Shoe size] 9W
[Describe yourself in four words] Unhealthy, boy-crazy (and that is one, hyphenated word), fun-loving(see above parenthsized note), female
[Siblings] Che Amor, Ayo Rebel
[What do you think of cheerleading] I know it's not a sport.
[Of the people you've kissed, who was the worst kisser] HAHAHAHA! I'm sorry, did you think I get any action? Well no. You see, you didn't have an "Are you BEAT?" question, so yeah. You wouldn't have known.
The worst I've probably kissed was this kid Ben that I knew before I moved here, but that was when noone REALLY knew how to kiss anyway.
[Do you like pickles] Does a bear shit in the woods?
[Do you watch porn] I watch movies with hot men in them. Thats good enough for me.
[Do you have any pets] Rose the cat. I call her Bitch, Skank, and Slut. But it's all in an endearing way.
[Who are you gonna vote for?] Noone, I'm not legal yet.
[Do you have your own phone line] Yes, and for a good time, you can call it!
[Your thoughts on abortion] It shouldn't be a birth control for unruly, irresponsible sluts, but it is a necessary choice for women to have.
[Do you like Britney Spears] Does the Pope shit in the woods? In other words, yes, yes I do. (I hate Britney Spears, but that was a good chance for a stab at the Pope, so obviously, I had to take it.)
[What do you want to do with you life] Be successful and have money.
[Ever been butt naked bangin' on the bathroom floor] Does that time with you count? Yes? Okay, then no I haven't.
[Would you ever get plastic surgery? If so, on what] Yes I would, liposuction.
[Biggest redneck you know] My cousin's neighbor.
[Do you think foreign accents are sexy] Oh my GOD, yes. I'd have sex if it was a nice enough accent/non-completely beat person. Don't let me loose in the UK.
[Do you like hot dogs] Yes, I do. Because they resemble in the smallest manner penises, and are called weiners sometimes.
[Last time you went to the doctor] This afternoon.
[Ever takin' ballet] Yes.
[Last time you used the restroom] I'm using the restroom right now.
[Most attractive person you know] I don't really know him, he's more of an aquaintance (So it's not Orlando Bloom, I know him well, we have sex often, but I'm not supposed to tell anyone about that so I can't really say that Orlando is the best looking person I know... officially.)...and I'm not going to say his actual name, but my best friend (whose name I also will not say) knows who I'm talking about, because she's stalking him through satellite right now.
FAVORITE . . .
[Color] I like pastels, generally. And I KNOW that's not a color, but I don't care, so don't step to me like that, son, because I will take you out to a nice seafood dinner, take you home, and NEVER CALL YOU AGAIN. Afternoon Delight!
[Underwear] This full body lacy black thing that makes me feel like a naughty slut.
[Coffee cup] That one I got in Spain with the Toro design on it, the big one from Starbucks because it's big ad I can get more non-coffee drinks in there, because coffee tastes beat.
[curse word] Fuck. It covers it ALL. For example: "Fuck that fucking fucker!! He fucks around with anybody who'll fuck him! But who the fuck gives a fuck anyway? In fact, motherfucker, you can shut the fuck up!"
[Euphemism for sex] Pulling the car into the garage, though that's not a very good one. I don't trade fun euphemisms for sex, however, so I apologise for my poor choice.
LAST . . .
[CD you listened to] Switchfoot- The Beautiful Letdown
[Person you called] Elizabeth
[Person that called you] Elizabeth
[Person you e-mailed] Stacey
[Person who e-mailed you] Elisa
[Person you kissed] HAHHAHHHAHA!!!! Oh yeah, you don't get it.
DO YOU/HAVE YOU . . .
[You have a boyf/girl] Okay, the concept is simple: I repel the opposite sex.
[You have a crush on someone] I always have a crush on someone. In fact, unless I tell you (as a male) that I do not like you, you can assume that in some way I'm probably attracted to you. Obviously, however, there are exceptions.
[You wish you could live somewhere else] Yes. England. Or maybe just with Orlando Bloom, wherever he may be.
[You think of suicide] Yes, but I don't think I would do it until I realized that I was an old person.
[Others find you attractive] You don't seem to be getting it. Old decrepit men who come to see movies do, I guess.
[You do drugs] Not really.
[You smoke] Um, excuse me? I am a Torrey Pines PAL, thank you very much! No really, I don't.
[Like roller coasters] Sure, in theory.
[You write in cursive] Sometimes.
[Believe in love] Yes.
[Believe in soul mates] Not really.
[Believe in 'love at first sight'] I believe in lust at first sight.
[Believe in God] I believe there is a bigger force. I'd say I'm agnostic.
[Ever cried over a girl] I've cried over a girl being a bitch to me. I've cried over a guy in the romantic sense, yes. Several times.
[Ever lied to someone] Yes!
[Ever been arrested] Nope.
[Ever dated anyone who's in your LJ friend's list] Does Stacey count? Yes? Okay, then no.
[Ever considered dating anyone else on your LJ friend's list] I need to check my friggin' Friends List, but not that I can remember, no.
[Kissed anyone on your LJ friend's list] Nope!
[Ever been in a fist fight] Why yes. Yes I have, sir.
FOR OR AGAINST
[Long-distance relationships] Against, but if a guy wanted to try it with me, I'd probably try it.
[Using someone] Um, against.
[Suicide] There's no black or white with suicide, and forcing it into a stark contrasted opinion only causes more.
[Killing people] I'm for it! I'm not for the punishment and guilt, but man do I wish I could just get rid of some people!
[Doing drugs] I'm not really against it, but I'm not completely for it, either.
[Pre-marital sex] I just think it'd suck if the man you married couldn't fuck(see? that awesome word at work) for beans and then you'd be stuck. I mean, if you're the type of person who's against pre-marital sex, I (probably being stupid) would guess you're also the kind of person who doesn't believe in divorce, and that would SUCK!
[The taste of blood] Now how the fuck(sweet, sweet lyrical term) would I have formed an opinion on that? I think you're a creeper.
WHAT . . .
[Are you scared of] Most things, but old people are up there.
[Is the most romantic season] Summer. I'm not turned on my rain, snow, or sharp winds.
[What are you like in relationships] Apparently shitty, seeing as how I don't have one.
NUMBER OF . . .
[Times I've been in love] I'm a love slut.
[Times I've have my heart broken] A few.
[Hearts I've broken] Hopefully none, probably -2.
[Boys I've kissed] 4 to 5 ever in my life.
[Girls I've kissed] None
[Of men I've slept with] None
[Of women I've slept with] Does that time with Britney Spears, The Pope, and that bear count? Okay, one. Kidding!
[Of continents I've lived on] One
[Of drugs taken illegally] One
[Of people I would classify as true-could-trust-with-my-life type friends] Since family doesn't count, I'd say one.
ETC
[What's the best gift you've ever received] Money. Let's be real here, folks.
[What's the best concert you've ever attended] *NSYNC! WOOOOOOO!
[If you had to give up either music or sex for the rest of your life, which would you pick] Sex
[What's your favorite bad-for-you food] Candy. I have sugar running through my veins. I'm way too indulgent with myself.
[What rockstar/rock band would you be a permanent groupie for, no questions asked] John Mayer.
[Who would you lose/re-lose your virginity too, dead or living] Orlando Bloom
[Are you a dog person or a cat person] Cats, please. Who wants a slobbering, smelly, animal that you have to clean yourself?
[Favorite US city] Solana Beach!
[Have you ever made out with more than one person in the same 24 hour period] The beat thing is coming into play. You're hurting my feelings now.
[Have you ever had a romantic/sexual encounter with a rock star] Yes. The lead singer of Stereophonics TOTALLY checked me out and tried to seduce me, but I was like, "I'm sorry, my ride's here and I have to go. But I'll buy a shirt!"
[What is the craziest or stupidest thing you've ever done while drunk] Absolutely nothing.
[What current trend do you think is ridiculous and wish would go away immediately] Thank fuck it's on it's way, but Ugg boots and miniskirts are just stupid.
HAVE YOU EVER...
[Said 'I love you' and meant it] Yeah, but I've also said it and not meant it, so that question revealed absolutely nothing.
[Been to New York] No.
[Been to Florida] Never. And I don't mind.
[California] Hmmm... not that I know of.
[Hawaii] Nope... but my parents lived there, and I may have been concieved there. TMI< I know.
[Mexico] Si!
[China] Nay
[Japan] Nay
[Canada] One time, yes. It was bland, as expected.
[Danced nekkid] Never. Pain for all.
EITHER OR...
[Apples or bananas] Apples
[Red or blue] Blue
[Backstreet Boys or N*Sync] Seeing as how I'm not into the spawn of Satan himself, *NSYNC. And learn to spell it right, by the way.
[WalMart or Target] Target is the store of Jesus. It is fantastic.
[Santa or Rudoloph] Rudolph. I've seen a fucking reindeer. A reindeer with a red nose isn't that farfetched if you ask me. Give me some paint and the key to the reindeer cage at the Zoo, and Rudolph can exist! (and learn to spell!)
[Math or English] English
[High school or college] I'm hoping for college, because if it's not college, then I will have lead a very sad life.
The Future
[Do you want to get married] Yes, I'll tap that.
[If so, at what age] 25
[Who will you marry] Orlando Bloom, obviously.
[What do you want to do when you grow up] Be lazy.