What can i do ya for?
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
That or: "Don't move, bitch. I've got a gun. Chicks love a dude who's in control.
Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?
may i push in your stool?
thats only a few of them, there might be more here:
http://duet.harmony-central.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=758384