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[pearlandopal]

Me: "So, I was thinking about hanging the new bird feeder by attaching it to a metal plant hook -- you know, the ones shaped like shepherd's crooks made of thick wire -- and then attaching that to the deck railing. Any idea how we'd attach it to the railing?"

Raymond: "Willpower. And duct tape."

Me: "Well, if we used willpower one of us would have to concentrate on it all the time. So, duct tape it is."