I wonder if the Government reads this
I have solved 3 of the Governments Wars!!!!
The War on Drugs: Ok I've only solved the marijuana problem. First, the Government will legalize pot. Then it can take over selling pot from the druggies. This government-subsidized pot will be sold at just under street price. It'll be the same pot that would be bought anyway. Then it would be illegal for anyone other than the government to sell pot. Pot can be grown without much assistance and the government can grow it in greater quantities when it doesn't need to worry about growing it in a small closet space. So the government will now jumpstart the economy with it's added pot sales and then leave the police forces with more to worry about than marijuana raids. For anyone who is opposed to stoners walking the streets, there could be pot barns. No not Pottery barns. Pot barns. These are warehouses where potheads can go and buy pot legally and get high there with plenty other stoners. They won't be allowed to leave until they're sober but with all the fumes in the air, I doubt that would happen quickly.
The War on Hunger & The War on Poverty: This one is most simple. Feed the poor people to the hungry people.
Or we can weed out radical conservatives and liberals. We could just feed Rush Limbaugh, Michael Moore, and Newt Gingrich to the hungry. Those three alone could feed New York City for a few days. And it'll be a healthy, balanced, bipartisan diet too.
Well that's it. YJ Convention was pretty cool. It wasn't what I expected. Different really. Met some nice people, took some nice pictures on my new camera (YAY!). But the card reader thing I got is shit right now. Gotta talk to Lincoln about that tomorrow. I hope that he can fix it. I need to finish a Latin paper on the Battle of Zama now and then write an English paper on Inferno. My final English Inferno paper which I should have written Thursday and Friday so I can't ask for an extension on this. Hope it turns out well.
Also I finished the Hell Paper. Got a one day extension and finished it. I thought it ended up pretty well. I have it uploaded to the net. I'll post the link here if anyone wants to read.
The War on Drugs: Ok I've only solved the marijuana problem. First, the Government will legalize pot. Then it can take over selling pot from the druggies. This government-subsidized pot will be sold at just under street price. It'll be the same pot that would be bought anyway. Then it would be illegal for anyone other than the government to sell pot. Pot can be grown without much assistance and the government can grow it in greater quantities when it doesn't need to worry about growing it in a small closet space. So the government will now jumpstart the economy with it's added pot sales and then leave the police forces with more to worry about than marijuana raids. For anyone who is opposed to stoners walking the streets, there could be pot barns. No not Pottery barns. Pot barns. These are warehouses where potheads can go and buy pot legally and get high there with plenty other stoners. They won't be allowed to leave until they're sober but with all the fumes in the air, I doubt that would happen quickly.
The War on Hunger & The War on Poverty: This one is most simple. Feed the poor people to the hungry people.
Or we can weed out radical conservatives and liberals. We could just feed Rush Limbaugh, Michael Moore, and Newt Gingrich to the hungry. Those three alone could feed New York City for a few days. And it'll be a healthy, balanced, bipartisan diet too.
Well that's it. YJ Convention was pretty cool. It wasn't what I expected. Different really. Met some nice people, took some nice pictures on my new camera (YAY!). But the card reader thing I got is shit right now. Gotta talk to Lincoln about that tomorrow. I hope that he can fix it. I need to finish a Latin paper on the Battle of Zama now and then write an English paper on Inferno. My final English Inferno paper which I should have written Thursday and Friday so I can't ask for an extension on this. Hope it turns out well.
Also I finished the Hell Paper. Got a one day extension and finished it. I thought it ended up pretty well. I have it uploaded to the net. I'll post the link here if anyone wants to read.