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US Military Destroys Egyptian Town in Coordinated Attack
The latest in US outrages against sovereign nations occurred earler this week. With no seeming provocation several elements of the US military attacked the otherwise peaceful Egyptian town of al-Hazmali. The extent of this military operation is still unknown. Sources close to the ground report seeing a multitude of US military equipment including tanks and fighter jets.
Al-Hazari is the site of the famous Pyramids at Giza, one of the ancient wonders of the world. Preliminary reports indicated severe and irrepairable damage has occurred at these historic sites as a result of this attack.
Colonel Ahmud Talmadi of the Egyptian Air Force states "We do not know where this unprovoked attack comes from. One minute things are peaceful, the next minute our airspace is being violated by several (fighter jets). Even worse, (the Americans) have employed the Jordanians to support them."
Tensions have been running high between Egypt and Jordan for the last month since a small detachment of Jordanian soldiers were caught stealing chickens from a local Egyptian vendor. The Egyptian government has since appealed to the United Nations for economic sanctions against Jordan.
Reports indicate that the attack included an amphibious landing on Egyptian soil. Almost a dozen M1A1 Abrams tanks and Light Armored Reconossance Vehicles deployed in support of US troops.
It is unknown at this time if this attack was a response to the sinking of the USS South Carolina, an aircraft carrier, earlier this week. Pentagon officials labelled the sinking the result of a terrorist attack. Over 7000 died in this incident.
A unnamed source with close ties to the White House commented "The strike was in response to an alien incursion by a group calling itself the 'Decepticons.' This group was looking for a power generator hidden in one of the pyramids which, if employed, would blot out the sun. The attack was necessary to defend the world from destruction."
A Cairo resident responded "Decepticons? Aliens? Next they will say my falafel cart holds weapons of mass destruction."
He was referring, of course, to the US government's claims to justify their war in Iraq. US credibility in the region is at an all time low.
US Military Destroys Egyptian Town in Coordinated Attack
The latest in US outrages against sovereign nations occurred earler this week. With no seeming provocation several elements of the US military attacked the otherwise peaceful Egyptian town of al-Hazmali. The extent of this military operation is still unknown. Sources close to the ground report seeing a multitude of US military equipment including tanks and fighter jets.
Al-Hazari is the site of the famous Pyramids at Giza, one of the ancient wonders of the world. Preliminary reports indicated severe and irrepairable damage has occurred at these historic sites as a result of this attack.
Colonel Ahmud Talmadi of the Egyptian Air Force states "We do not know where this unprovoked attack comes from. One minute things are peaceful, the next minute our airspace is being violated by several (fighter jets). Even worse, (the Americans) have employed the Jordanians to support them."
Tensions have been running high between Egypt and Jordan for the last month since a small detachment of Jordanian soldiers were caught stealing chickens from a local Egyptian vendor. The Egyptian government has since appealed to the United Nations for economic sanctions against Jordan.
Reports indicate that the attack included an amphibious landing on Egyptian soil. Almost a dozen M1A1 Abrams tanks and Light Armored Reconossance Vehicles deployed in support of US troops.
It is unknown at this time if this attack was a response to the sinking of the USS South Carolina, an aircraft carrier, earlier this week. Pentagon officials labelled the sinking the result of a terrorist attack. Over 7000 died in this incident.
A unnamed source with close ties to the White House commented "The strike was in response to an alien incursion by a group calling itself the 'Decepticons.' This group was looking for a power generator hidden in one of the pyramids which, if employed, would blot out the sun. The attack was necessary to defend the world from destruction."
A Cairo resident responded "Decepticons? Aliens? Next they will say my falafel cart holds weapons of mass destruction."
He was referring, of course, to the US government's claims to justify their war in Iraq. US credibility in the region is at an all time low.