Time to post a boyfriend application again...

[peanutj]

Boyfriend Application:

1. It's my birthday:
a) Did you remember?
b) What did you get me?

2. The house is about to burn down--I have everything except my extensive elephant collection. What do you do?

3. There's a So You Think You Can Dance tour and a Rascal Flatts concert--both are on the same weekend. I really want to go to both but can't.

Comments

Application submission

[anonymous]

Dear Ms. J. Peanut,

I have submitted my application to be your perfect man electronically. Please review my submission and let me know if there are any supplementary materials required. I do hope that I have still met the application deadline.

Thank you for your time and interest,

J. Kurt

Re: Application submission

[peanutj]

Thank you for your response. No supplementary materials are required, but you may submit a photo.

There is no deadline, but applications will be reviewed in the order in which they are received. You will be notified by email of my decision.

Thank you for your submission,

J. Peanut

Re: Application submission

[kleis]

This guy sounds like a loser--I'd dump him immediately. I don't even think he drives.

Re: Application submission

[peanutj]

Thank you for your input. Your reservation is duly noted.

Re: Application submission

[anonymous]

And *this* person sounds jealous, if you ask me. S/he could obviously sense our chemistry all the way through LJ.

Besides, I bet this "kleis" figure is really loose! I mean, anyone who affiliates themselves with Sappho's girly bits, well...I'm just sayin', draw your own conclusions... ;)