heehee .. Dear Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In July I bought porn for cam2theron (-10 points). Last Wednesday I turned bastard_saint in for eating carbs (3 points). Last month I caught a purse-snatcher who stole cobra8900's purse (30 points). In September I gave theblacksphynx a Dutch Oven (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-687 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
peanutbutterz