I'm so in love with this movie. Not only because of my little crush on Brad Pitt. The whole movie is amazing, story, dialogs....
[25] Fight Club pictures
Narrator: With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything's far away, everything's a copy.
Narrator: If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.
Marla Singer: A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger.
Narrator: Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single-serving friend I've ever met... see I have this thing: everything on a plane is single-serving...
Tyler Durden: Oh I get it, it's very clever.
Tyler Durden: It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.
Narrator: There's always that.
Tyler Durden: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
Tyler Durden: Motherfucker! You hit me in the ear!
Narrator: Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.
Tyler Durden: Ow, Christ... why the ear, man?
Narrator: Guess I fucked it up...
Tyler Durden: No, that was perfect!
Tyler Durden: The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club....
Narrator: On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
Marla Singer: I've got a stomachful of Xanax. I took what was left of a bottle. It might have been too much.
Tyler Durden: Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Narrator: It must've been Tuesday. He was wearing his cornflower-blue tie.
Narrator: Look, nobody takes this more seriously than me. That condo was my life, okay? I loved every stick of furniture in that place. That was not just a bunch of stuff that got destroyed, it was ME!
Tyler Durden: This... is chemical burn.
Marla Singer: There are things about you that I like. You're smart, you're funny, you're... spectacular in bed... But you're intolerable! You have very serious emotional problems. Deep seated problems for which you should seek professional help.
Narrator: I know, and I'm sorry...
Narrator: Yes, these are bruises from fighting. Yes, I am comfortable with that. I am enlightened.
Tyler Durden: You're too old, fat man. Your tits are too big.
Tyler Durden: We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances, we guard you while you sleep. Do not fuck with us.
Tyler Durden: Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!
Tyler Durden: All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Tyler Durden: Stop trying to control everything and just let go.
Narrator: You're insane.
Tyler Durden: No, you're insane.
Narrator: We have front row seats for this theatre of mass destruction. The demolitions committee of Project Mayhem wrapped the foundation columns of a dozen buildings with blasting gelatin. In two minutes primary charges will blow base charges and a few square blocks will be reduced to smoldering rubble. I know this, because Tyler knows this.
Tyler Durden: Three minutes. This is it - ground zero. Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion?
//screencaps - by me
//quotes - via imdb.com