a flower for your vanity, a penny for your thoughts
In this episode of my livejournal update, I bring you more wisdom you didn't know you need to know.
1. Hide your laundry when men are around, on the offchance that they harbor a secret desire to prance around in front of your living room mirror.
ALEX (mon frère): Wow. If I were gay, I would wear this ALL THE TIME.
ELIZ: Thank you for sharing.
ALEX: No, really, check me out. See how dainty my arms look?
ELIZ: Hmm how wonderful.
ALEX: This looks fabulous. I am fabulous.
ELIZ: Are you done with my jacket yet?
2. Valentine's day is commercialized by Hallmark and candy companies to prey on the emotionally needy. On the other hand, it's good for the economy. I hear that a lot of you are getting laid, and just wanted to say that choosing sex over candy is probably taking the noble route, but you're still driving up the price of chocolate THANKS A LOT.
3. Most everyone came close in the How old is peacoquettish? game, but I'm sorry to say that you all still lost. Special recognition goes to asleia for guessing "76", which is in fact only six decades off!
The truth?
J'ai seize ans. I am sixteen years old. Thankyou for playing, better luck next time. [ETA: If you feel legally obligated to defriend me because of my age, knock yourself out. Will not be offended -- but I avoid NC-17 anyway, so you aren't particularly doing much ♥]
4. My birthday is on April Fool's day. I warn you now so that
A. You can commence building birthday shrines now
B. When April first comes around and I am bursting with birthday joy, it is not a joke
C. You are dealing with the long-harbored bitterness of a girl whose mother informed all of her relatives that she was a healthy baby boy named Christopher on the day of her birth
5. Happy Valentine's day, dears. Je t'aime. ♥
1. Hide your laundry when men are around, on the offchance that they harbor a secret desire to prance around in front of your living room mirror.
ALEX (mon frère): Wow. If I were gay, I would wear this ALL THE TIME.
ELIZ: Thank you for sharing.
ALEX: No, really, check me out. See how dainty my arms look?
ELIZ: Hmm how wonderful.
ALEX: This looks fabulous. I am fabulous.
ELIZ: Are you done with my jacket yet?
2. Valentine's day is commercialized by Hallmark and candy companies to prey on the emotionally needy. On the other hand, it's good for the economy. I hear that a lot of you are getting laid, and just wanted to say that choosing sex over candy is probably taking the noble route, but you're still driving up the price of chocolate THANKS A LOT.
3. Most everyone came close in the How old is peacoquettish? game, but I'm sorry to say that you all still lost. Special recognition goes to asleia for guessing "76", which is in fact only six decades off!
The truth?
J'ai seize ans. I am sixteen years old. Thankyou for playing, better luck next time. [ETA: If you feel legally obligated to defriend me because of my age, knock yourself out. Will not be offended -- but I avoid NC-17 anyway, so you aren't particularly doing much ♥]
4. My birthday is on April Fool's day. I warn you now so that
A. You can commence building birthday shrines now
B. When April first comes around and I am bursting with birthday joy, it is not a joke
C. You are dealing with the long-harbored bitterness of a girl whose mother informed all of her relatives that she was a healthy baby boy named Christopher on the day of her birth
5. Happy Valentine's day, dears. Je t'aime. ♥