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Oh my gosh.
My mom bought two new fish last night.
One's pregnant, the other, we named Nemo.
Why Nemo?
Because he jumped out of the tank!
My mom came home from work and it was really dark, and she saw a "piece of dirt" on the floor.
She walked in her room, came back and kicked this "piece of dirt" and noticed it start flapping and wiggling.
She screamed, realized it was her fish, and threw it back in the tank.
He got out by the filter.
He's definitely Nemo.
My mom bought two new fish last night.
One's pregnant, the other, we named Nemo.
Why Nemo?
Because he jumped out of the tank!
My mom came home from work and it was really dark, and she saw a "piece of dirt" on the floor.
She walked in her room, came back and kicked this "piece of dirt" and noticed it start flapping and wiggling.
She screamed, realized it was her fish, and threw it back in the tank.
He got out by the filter.
He's definitely Nemo.