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ok so i decided to do one for each state ive lived in, i was born in kansas city, missouri
You Know You're From Missouri When...
Everyone in your family has been on a "Float trip."
"Vacation" means driving to Silver Dollar City, Worlds of Fun or Six Flags.
Down south to you means Arkansas.
The phrase, "I'm going to the Lake this weekend," can mean only one thing.
You know what "Party Cove" is. (If you know where, you are a boating party animal)
You think Missouri is pronounced with an "ah" at the end.
You know in your heart that Mizzou can beat Nebraska in football.
You think I-44 is spelled "foarty-foar." (St. Louis Only)
You'll pay for your kids to go to college unless they want to go to KU.
You know that Concordia is halfway between Kansas City and Columbia, and Columbia is halfway between St. Louis and Kansas City, and Warrenton outlet mall is halfway between Columbia and St. Louis.
You can't think of anything better than sitting on the porch in the middle of the summer during a thunderstorm.
You know that Harry S. Truman, Walt Disney and Mark Twain are all from Missouri.
You know what "cow tipping" or "Possum Kicking" is.
You think "frog gigging" should be an Olympic sport.
You think Imo's is larger than Pizza Hut.
You can tell the difference between a horse and a cow from a distance.
You don't put too much effort into hairstyles due to wind and weather.
There's a tornado warning and the whole town is outside watching for it.
The local gas station sells live bait.
Little smokies are something you serve on special occasions.
All your radio preset buttons are country.
You know enough to get your driving done early on Sundays before the Sunday drivers come out.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Missouri.
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i also lived in kansas for a while, but still in kansas city, which is in BOTH kansas and missouri, and its true about supporting the chiefs no matter what, we still support em, have sirius radio and sometimes my dad and bro will go to sports bars to watch the games if we dont get the chanel.
You Know You're From Kansas When...
You've been hit by enough tornados to know there is no such thing as Oz
You can properly pronounce Salina, Basehor, Schoenchen, Olathe & Osawatomie
A shotgun is your idea of instant messaging.
You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply
You're ready to shoot the next person who asks about Toto & Dorthy
You've had classes canceled for heat & snow in the same month
You support the Chiefs through thick and thin.
You have to travel 20 miles just to go to the nearest mall
The only tourists you see are on the way to Colorado
You know the meaning of Rock Chalk Jayhawk.
Your closest neighbor is more than a mile away, and you can still see him from your front porch.
The terms Sooners, Huskers and Missouri Tigers cause the hairs on the back of your neck to stand up straight and your blood pressure to rise.
You are not surprised to find movie rentals, ammunition and bait all in the same store.
You know everything goes better with Ranch.
You know the real way to pronounce the name of Clintons state and the river... arKANSAS.
You never met any celebrities. (Bob Dole isn't a celebrity, he's your neighbor.)
You prefer the Little Apple over the Big Apple as a place to live.
You had at least one summer job that was bucking bails or custom cutting.
You understand the difference between 3.2 and 6 point, and more than once you've made a beer run to another state.
You know in your heart that K-State can beat Oklahoma in
football.
You call that smell coming from the feed yards "money."
You know that Mt. Oread is really only just a hill.
Down south means Oklahoma.
You can properly pronounce Basehor, Cimmeron, Schoenchen, Kechi, Chautauqua, Arkalalah, and Osawatomie.
You really do think Sunflowers are beautiful.
You went to skating parties as a kid.
You'll pay for your kids to go to college...unless they want to go to OU or NU.
Your earliest driving lessons were in a field while picking up hay.
Your excuse for being late is the cows got out, and the boss accepts it MANY times
Your main drag in town is two blocks long.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Kansas.
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i also lived in oklahoma for 3 years, and the stuff about the twister ride and tonados, is totally true
You Know You're From Ohio When...
You say ya'll ... many times a day.
Bedlam is a BIG deal.
You can tell when it's tornado weather.
When you drive through a neighborhood anyone out walking will smile and wave at you.
You've worn flip flops in the winter
You have stopped to let a family of deer cross the road.
You thought the twister ride at Universal Studios wasn't windy enough.
You know who your neighbors are, how many children they have, and when one of them gets married or graduates.
There are at least 2 to 3 Sonics, McDonalds, and Little Ceasars in your town
You've been off roading - many times
You or someone you know was born, raised and still lives in the same town.
You know that Miami, Oklahoma and Miami, Florida are pronounced two different ways.
You plan events around football games.
You are a Cowboy or Sooners fan.
You learned how to do country and western dances at school.
A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.
You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, Okemah and Chickasha.
You can remember the name of the last state legislator to introduce a bill involving castration, and he didn't mean farm animals.
You know exactly what calf fries are, and eat them anyway.
You think that people who complain about the wind in other states are sissies.
It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash.
You have owned at least one belt buckle bigger than your fist.
A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at a four-way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the other go first.
It doesn't seem odd to see the term "chicken fried chicken" on a menu.
You save all your life for your dream vacation, and use it to go to the OU/Texas game.
It doesn't seem peculiar if your sweetie says "I'm going in to town for something" even though you live in town.
You don't turn on the news until 20 minutes past the hour, because that's the only thing you care about anyway.
Your quarterback is hurt and it is the top story on the six o'clock news.
You keep track of the grain and hog futures on the radio.
You don't buy all your vegetables at the grocery store.
You go to the State Fair for your only vacation.
You get up at 5:30 A.M. and go to the coffee shop, where the waitress never asks what you would like. She already knows.
You are on a first name basis with the county sheriff.
You know what the "Sea of Red and White" is.
You think that using the elevator involves a corn truck.
You can drive 80 mph on a two-lane dirt road with one hand, but driving 45 mph on a four-lane expressway in a city scares you to death.
You use manure on your grass instead of Weed and Feed.
Your nearest neighbor is in the next zip code.
You know the difference between fee corn and sweet corn... while it's still on the stalk.
You wear cowboy boots to church.
You know that everything goes better with Ranch.
You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.
"You wanna Coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper."
You know what "Orange Power" and "Crimson & Cream" means.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Oklahoma.
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OK ive been living in SC since 97 (i think) but alot of these dont apply to me i guess cause im not really southern, i dont use the term buggy (eww) or soda (its pop) but still......
You Know You're From South Carolina When...
There ain't no such thing as "lunch." There's "dinner" and then there's "supper."
Sweet tea is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking it when you're two. "Backards and forwards" means, "I know everything about you."
There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of 1000 of more, except for Orangeburg which has Dairy-O.
You know that going "barefootin" is one of the great joys of life
You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
"Vacation" means going to Myrtle Beach.
Out of state friends beg you to send them fireworks
You know at least three places to get great fried chicken
You've taken a road trip to South of the Border - and it wasn't Mexico
You buy your groceries at Winn-Dixie
You know someone who works at Hooters
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from South Carolina.
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ok so tonight i went to see hide and seek with sarah and stephen, sarah won two tickets from the local rock station and we had fun. then we went out to eat and then rented saved, which was pretty funny. all in all i had a pretty good day. i am really tired but i feel like i need to update. umm my mom had our air ducts purified or something on wednsday and then she and my dad went to charleston for the night (business trip) and luke and i stayed here, but the house smelled really bad so we slept on the sectional couch with a fold out bed, for two nights cause it smeleed awful, we also had the windows open so it got pretty cold. umm so the house smells a little better now. i have this weird cough now, i wish it would go away, i feel like i cant breathe sometimes. umm tomorrow, err today.. i have to work at 8 in the morning then i have to clean my room cause i told my dad i would have it clean by tomorrow night or i would pay him a hundred dollars, ugh parents! and nikkis party is tomorrow then sunday is keane. i hope the weather isnt too bad in the morning, well actually i hope it is bad enought where not many people come in, or that the gym is closed, but i doubt that will happen. anyways got to go to bed now.
You Know You're From Missouri When...
Everyone in your family has been on a "Float trip."
"Vacation" means driving to Silver Dollar City, Worlds of Fun or Six Flags.
Down south to you means Arkansas.
The phrase, "I'm going to the Lake this weekend," can mean only one thing.
You know what "Party Cove" is. (If you know where, you are a boating party animal)
You think Missouri is pronounced with an "ah" at the end.
You know in your heart that Mizzou can beat Nebraska in football.
You think I-44 is spelled "foarty-foar." (St. Louis Only)
You'll pay for your kids to go to college unless they want to go to KU.
You know that Concordia is halfway between Kansas City and Columbia, and Columbia is halfway between St. Louis and Kansas City, and Warrenton outlet mall is halfway between Columbia and St. Louis.
You can't think of anything better than sitting on the porch in the middle of the summer during a thunderstorm.
You know that Harry S. Truman, Walt Disney and Mark Twain are all from Missouri.
You know what "cow tipping" or "Possum Kicking" is.
You think "frog gigging" should be an Olympic sport.
You think Imo's is larger than Pizza Hut.
You can tell the difference between a horse and a cow from a distance.
You don't put too much effort into hairstyles due to wind and weather.
There's a tornado warning and the whole town is outside watching for it.
The local gas station sells live bait.
Little smokies are something you serve on special occasions.
All your radio preset buttons are country.
You know enough to get your driving done early on Sundays before the Sunday drivers come out.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Missouri.
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i also lived in kansas for a while, but still in kansas city, which is in BOTH kansas and missouri, and its true about supporting the chiefs no matter what, we still support em, have sirius radio and sometimes my dad and bro will go to sports bars to watch the games if we dont get the chanel.
You Know You're From Kansas When...
You've been hit by enough tornados to know there is no such thing as Oz
You can properly pronounce Salina, Basehor, Schoenchen, Olathe & Osawatomie
A shotgun is your idea of instant messaging.
You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply
You're ready to shoot the next person who asks about Toto & Dorthy
You've had classes canceled for heat & snow in the same month
You support the Chiefs through thick and thin.
You have to travel 20 miles just to go to the nearest mall
The only tourists you see are on the way to Colorado
You know the meaning of Rock Chalk Jayhawk.
Your closest neighbor is more than a mile away, and you can still see him from your front porch.
The terms Sooners, Huskers and Missouri Tigers cause the hairs on the back of your neck to stand up straight and your blood pressure to rise.
You are not surprised to find movie rentals, ammunition and bait all in the same store.
You know everything goes better with Ranch.
You know the real way to pronounce the name of Clintons state and the river... arKANSAS.
You never met any celebrities. (Bob Dole isn't a celebrity, he's your neighbor.)
You prefer the Little Apple over the Big Apple as a place to live.
You had at least one summer job that was bucking bails or custom cutting.
You understand the difference between 3.2 and 6 point, and more than once you've made a beer run to another state.
You know in your heart that K-State can beat Oklahoma in
football.
You call that smell coming from the feed yards "money."
You know that Mt. Oread is really only just a hill.
Down south means Oklahoma.
You can properly pronounce Basehor, Cimmeron, Schoenchen, Kechi, Chautauqua, Arkalalah, and Osawatomie.
You really do think Sunflowers are beautiful.
You went to skating parties as a kid.
You'll pay for your kids to go to college...unless they want to go to OU or NU.
Your earliest driving lessons were in a field while picking up hay.
Your excuse for being late is the cows got out, and the boss accepts it MANY times
Your main drag in town is two blocks long.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Kansas.
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i also lived in oklahoma for 3 years, and the stuff about the twister ride and tonados, is totally true
You Know You're From Ohio When...
You say ya'll ... many times a day.
Bedlam is a BIG deal.
You can tell when it's tornado weather.
When you drive through a neighborhood anyone out walking will smile and wave at you.
You've worn flip flops in the winter
You have stopped to let a family of deer cross the road.
You thought the twister ride at Universal Studios wasn't windy enough.
You know who your neighbors are, how many children they have, and when one of them gets married or graduates.
There are at least 2 to 3 Sonics, McDonalds, and Little Ceasars in your town
You've been off roading - many times
You or someone you know was born, raised and still lives in the same town.
You know that Miami, Oklahoma and Miami, Florida are pronounced two different ways.
You plan events around football games.
You are a Cowboy or Sooners fan.
You learned how to do country and western dances at school.
A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.
You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, Okemah and Chickasha.
You can remember the name of the last state legislator to introduce a bill involving castration, and he didn't mean farm animals.
You know exactly what calf fries are, and eat them anyway.
You think that people who complain about the wind in other states are sissies.
It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash.
You have owned at least one belt buckle bigger than your fist.
A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at a four-way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the other go first.
It doesn't seem odd to see the term "chicken fried chicken" on a menu.
You save all your life for your dream vacation, and use it to go to the OU/Texas game.
It doesn't seem peculiar if your sweetie says "I'm going in to town for something" even though you live in town.
You don't turn on the news until 20 minutes past the hour, because that's the only thing you care about anyway.
Your quarterback is hurt and it is the top story on the six o'clock news.
You keep track of the grain and hog futures on the radio.
You don't buy all your vegetables at the grocery store.
You go to the State Fair for your only vacation.
You get up at 5:30 A.M. and go to the coffee shop, where the waitress never asks what you would like. She already knows.
You are on a first name basis with the county sheriff.
You know what the "Sea of Red and White" is.
You think that using the elevator involves a corn truck.
You can drive 80 mph on a two-lane dirt road with one hand, but driving 45 mph on a four-lane expressway in a city scares you to death.
You use manure on your grass instead of Weed and Feed.
Your nearest neighbor is in the next zip code.
You know the difference between fee corn and sweet corn... while it's still on the stalk.
You wear cowboy boots to church.
You know that everything goes better with Ranch.
You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.
"You wanna Coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper."
You know what "Orange Power" and "Crimson & Cream" means.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Oklahoma.
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OK ive been living in SC since 97 (i think) but alot of these dont apply to me i guess cause im not really southern, i dont use the term buggy (eww) or soda (its pop) but still......
You Know You're From South Carolina When...
There ain't no such thing as "lunch." There's "dinner" and then there's "supper."
Sweet tea is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking it when you're two. "Backards and forwards" means, "I know everything about you."
There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of 1000 of more, except for Orangeburg which has Dairy-O.
You know that going "barefootin" is one of the great joys of life
You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
"Vacation" means going to Myrtle Beach.
Out of state friends beg you to send them fireworks
You know at least three places to get great fried chicken
You've taken a road trip to South of the Border - and it wasn't Mexico
You buy your groceries at Winn-Dixie
You know someone who works at Hooters
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from South Carolina.
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ok so tonight i went to see hide and seek with sarah and stephen, sarah won two tickets from the local rock station and we had fun. then we went out to eat and then rented saved, which was pretty funny. all in all i had a pretty good day. i am really tired but i feel like i need to update. umm my mom had our air ducts purified or something on wednsday and then she and my dad went to charleston for the night (business trip) and luke and i stayed here, but the house smelled really bad so we slept on the sectional couch with a fold out bed, for two nights cause it smeleed awful, we also had the windows open so it got pretty cold. umm so the house smells a little better now. i have this weird cough now, i wish it would go away, i feel like i cant breathe sometimes. umm tomorrow, err today.. i have to work at 8 in the morning then i have to clean my room cause i told my dad i would have it clean by tomorrow night or i would pay him a hundred dollars, ugh parents! and nikkis party is tomorrow then sunday is keane. i hope the weather isnt too bad in the morning, well actually i hope it is bad enought where not many people come in, or that the gym is closed, but i doubt that will happen. anyways got to go to bed now.