Oh how accurate...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I bought porn for frog_sticker (-10 points). In October I donated bone marrow to herdducksat2am in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In June I committed genocide... Sorry about that, mare_a_lot (-5000 points). In January I bought porn for in_white_light (10 points). In March I gave martaj a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4650 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
PeachyEric