Oct 14, 2007 11:55
How to bruise a man's ego: beating his ass in fighting games.
Specifically, Dead or Alive 4 on Xbox 360. XD
Anyways, exactly last week, a friend of mine asked if I wanted to join him in a DoA 4 tournament. I agreed...
...until I found out that I was the only girl who joined the said event. O_O
Yeah, very creepy.
Anyways, we waited until 5PM or so to start, and, as usual, I'm the only girl in the area for tournaments. Reverse harem, yes?
XD
My friend was numbered 5. I was numbered 15.
First match, I got beaten up. I used Kokoro, since she's a big boobed lady. (earlier, I told my friend that I'll only be using big-boobed girls. Didn't go for Kasumi, because she's always being used and Ayane's breasts looked small in her ninja outfit. Kokoro is the way to go!!! :D)
Second match, everything looks interesting...
The tournament goes like this, by the way. Player 1 and 2 will have a match. If player 1 gets defeated, he will be replaced by player 3. Challenge the winner.
In my case, if I get beaten up, I'll be replaced by player 1.
Anyways, my second match...
... I won.
I won?
I WON?!
I WON!!!
Oh yeah. Sweet victory.
That continued on until player 3 or 4, then it was my turn again.
Then, I beat people up until player 5, who is my friend. XD
And yes, though at that time, I didn't want to sound so arrogant, I do think I have the right to say that it is nice being a girl.
If you get beaten by a guy, its okay. Guys will only say, "Ah, she's a girl. Girls aren't even supposed to play with consoles like Xbox 360. They should just stick to girl stuff."
HOWEVER
If a girl beats a guy...
The guy will go like, "OMFG!!! SHE BEAT ME?! HOW?!?! THAT SHOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED!!! I SHOULD HAVE OWNED HER!!! WHY?!?! IS THE CONTROLLER BROKEN?!"
I failed to mention another fact: I beat a guy, using Kokoro, with my health bar full.
HAH.
Where's your l33t DoA 4 skills now?
And yes, almost all the guys got pissed at me. They didn't show it, of course, but it was very much obvious, for it was evident in their facial expression that they didn't like it when a girl in a gothic outfit beat the crap out of them in DoA 4.
Ah, the joys of being a female in a machismo society~
Egoist Mode: OFF.
dead or alive 4,
gxcon