drama S U C K S
This is going to be a random post XD my script for my drama presentation. They're basically 3 random scenes put together. bleh >.>
M: how do you do?
W: how do you do?
M: we haven't met. my name is.
W: how do you do?
M: how do you do? i'm a friend of.
W: my name is.
M: how do you do? i come from. i live with.
W: i was born in.
M: how interesting.
W: not really.
M: i work at. i go to. i drive past. i walk up.
W: that must be a bore.
M: not really. i get up. i run over. i fly past. i come across. i knock back. all grist to the mill.
W: i put over. i take from. i take out, i take out, i take out.
M: tiresome.
W: not really.
M: i put on. i put off. i hang up. i run down. i take from. i saw you across the room. i wanted to meet you.
W: well, here we are.
M: and now we know each other.
W: not really.
M: not really
W: just a minute, can you stop?
M: what's the matter?
W: i'm bored with this conversation.
M: you're what?
W: the conversation doesn't interest me.
M: oh?
W: can you talk about something else?
M: certainly, if you want me to. i do apologize for boring you.
W: not you. the conversation. you weren't to know that i was trying to look interested. my fault.
M: you mean you should have looked bored?
W: no, i should have told you straight away i wasn't interested.
M: hm. does this happen often?
W: what?
M: finding yourself saddled with a crashing bore?
W: you are not a crashing bore.
M: just an ordinary bore.
W: i've offended you.
M: me/ why should i be offended. you're the one who should be offended, having to put up with a crashing bore.
W: you are not...
M: after all, if one's a crashing bore it's better that one's told. thank you. for telling me. that'm a...
W: stop it.
M: am i boring you again?
W: listin. stop it and listen. be quiet and shut up and listen. it's quite simple. you were talking about something which didn't interest me. i should have told you at once. instead i pretended like i was interested. it was my mistake. i apologize.
M: oh, don't apologize, i should apologize, i'm the bore.
W: you're not listening...
M: and now i have news for you. may i tell it, at the risk of boring you?
W: go on.
M: this conversation is boring me. so shall we change the subject? or better still, since we both find each other such crashing bores, perhaps i'll put the television on.
W: i don't want the television. i want to talk to you.
M: in spite of the fact that i'm a...
W: please.stop it, please, please.
M: the sad thing is, i was only telling you that story because i thought you might be interested. it was of no interest to me.
M: what's wrong?
W: hm?
M: what's the matter?
W: with what?
M: with you.
W: nothing as far as i know. why?
M: something obviously is.
W: why, what have i said?
M: you haven't said anything.
W: well then.
M: you still manage to make it pretty obvious you're upset about something.
W: i don't know what gives you that idea. you're probably feeling a bit morose, so you imagine i'm upset.
M: i'm not morose.
W: no? you're not exactly cheerful, are you?
M: do you expect me to be cheerful when you're like this?
W: like what?
M: you know very well.
W: are you blaming me for it?
M: for what?
W: for your moroseness.
M: i'm not morose and i'm not blaming you for anything.
W: oh do leave me alone. i don't know why it is you take everything so personally.
M: what are you talking about?
W: the minute i'm a little under the weather, you go around as if it's the end of the world. you make me feel so guilty.
M: if you'd just tell me what i've done wrong.
W: why should i feel a bit low now and then? you're depressed often enough. i don't automatically assume it's something i've done.
M: you know you don't.
W: you mean it usually is something i've done? oh do leave me alone. if i'm such a depressing influence, why don't you go out?
M: i don't want to go out and leave you like this.
W: you're not doing much good staying in are you? face as long as a fiddle. you're only making me feel quilty.
M: look, i can't help it if i'm affected by your moods.
W: moods. is that what you think they are?
M: i can't be happy if you're upset. i'm sorry...
W: well, i'm sorry but there's nothing i can do about it.
M: i'm not saying there is.
W: well then. go out. leave me alone. go out and have a drink or something. i'll be all right. no point in both of us being miserable.
M: oh god... i'm no help, am i?
W: obviously not.
M: well am i? is there anything i can do?
W: no. i said no.
M: i'm going out then.
W: where to?
M: i don't know. for a walk. all right?
W: wait.
M: what?
W: don't leave me.
GAHHH *pulls hair*
M: how do you do?
W: how do you do?
M: we haven't met. my name is.
W: how do you do?
M: how do you do? i'm a friend of.
W: my name is.
M: how do you do? i come from. i live with.
W: i was born in.
M: how interesting.
W: not really.
M: i work at. i go to. i drive past. i walk up.
W: that must be a bore.
M: not really. i get up. i run over. i fly past. i come across. i knock back. all grist to the mill.
W: i put over. i take from. i take out, i take out, i take out.
M: tiresome.
W: not really.
M: i put on. i put off. i hang up. i run down. i take from. i saw you across the room. i wanted to meet you.
W: well, here we are.
M: and now we know each other.
W: not really.
M: not really
W: just a minute, can you stop?
M: what's the matter?
W: i'm bored with this conversation.
M: you're what?
W: the conversation doesn't interest me.
M: oh?
W: can you talk about something else?
M: certainly, if you want me to. i do apologize for boring you.
W: not you. the conversation. you weren't to know that i was trying to look interested. my fault.
M: you mean you should have looked bored?
W: no, i should have told you straight away i wasn't interested.
M: hm. does this happen often?
W: what?
M: finding yourself saddled with a crashing bore?
W: you are not a crashing bore.
M: just an ordinary bore.
W: i've offended you.
M: me/ why should i be offended. you're the one who should be offended, having to put up with a crashing bore.
W: you are not...
M: after all, if one's a crashing bore it's better that one's told. thank you. for telling me. that'm a...
W: stop it.
M: am i boring you again?
W: listin. stop it and listen. be quiet and shut up and listen. it's quite simple. you were talking about something which didn't interest me. i should have told you at once. instead i pretended like i was interested. it was my mistake. i apologize.
M: oh, don't apologize, i should apologize, i'm the bore.
W: you're not listening...
M: and now i have news for you. may i tell it, at the risk of boring you?
W: go on.
M: this conversation is boring me. so shall we change the subject? or better still, since we both find each other such crashing bores, perhaps i'll put the television on.
W: i don't want the television. i want to talk to you.
M: in spite of the fact that i'm a...
W: please.stop it, please, please.
M: the sad thing is, i was only telling you that story because i thought you might be interested. it was of no interest to me.
M: what's wrong?
W: hm?
M: what's the matter?
W: with what?
M: with you.
W: nothing as far as i know. why?
M: something obviously is.
W: why, what have i said?
M: you haven't said anything.
W: well then.
M: you still manage to make it pretty obvious you're upset about something.
W: i don't know what gives you that idea. you're probably feeling a bit morose, so you imagine i'm upset.
M: i'm not morose.
W: no? you're not exactly cheerful, are you?
M: do you expect me to be cheerful when you're like this?
W: like what?
M: you know very well.
W: are you blaming me for it?
M: for what?
W: for your moroseness.
M: i'm not morose and i'm not blaming you for anything.
W: oh do leave me alone. i don't know why it is you take everything so personally.
M: what are you talking about?
W: the minute i'm a little under the weather, you go around as if it's the end of the world. you make me feel so guilty.
M: if you'd just tell me what i've done wrong.
W: why should i feel a bit low now and then? you're depressed often enough. i don't automatically assume it's something i've done.
M: you know you don't.
W: you mean it usually is something i've done? oh do leave me alone. if i'm such a depressing influence, why don't you go out?
M: i don't want to go out and leave you like this.
W: you're not doing much good staying in are you? face as long as a fiddle. you're only making me feel quilty.
M: look, i can't help it if i'm affected by your moods.
W: moods. is that what you think they are?
M: i can't be happy if you're upset. i'm sorry...
W: well, i'm sorry but there's nothing i can do about it.
M: i'm not saying there is.
W: well then. go out. leave me alone. go out and have a drink or something. i'll be all right. no point in both of us being miserable.
M: oh god... i'm no help, am i?
W: obviously not.
M: well am i? is there anything i can do?
W: no. i said no.
M: i'm going out then.
W: where to?
M: i don't know. for a walk. all right?
W: wait.
M: what?
W: don't leave me.
GAHHH *pulls hair*