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[peachhat]

Yukari? Yukari! Now where is the gap hag when you need her?

*Tenshi is running through the castle, looking pretty bruised. There are still several of Reimu's amulets attached to her skirt, for example. She is carrying a basket containing several bottles of Sake that, in her genius, she has not spiked with ex lax or something. (She looted them,

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[gapqueen]

*And then a girl drops in by a gap.*

... Yes?

[peachhat]

Your sake...

But don't think that I am a delivery person normally!

[gapqueen]

Just like you don't cause ay trouble normally.

I understand perfectly.

[peachhat]

Of course I do! It was just a start, you know!

T-take it as returning the favor or something...

[gapqueen]

*Yukari takes the Sake by gapping it next to her. Huh, how does she do that while keeping the bottles unbroken?*

It's really kinda silly, how much you cry out for attention. Causing us all genuine danger just for the sake of it, and you're an angel? Seriously?

Not the smartest celestial, no.

[peachhat]

I'm not doing it for attention...j-just to relieve my boredom! And I didn't cause any genuine harm either, people could simply have hidden in the castle, that was safe, you know!

You're just jealous that I already got to heaven, and that the yama can fume as long as she wants, she can't do a thing about it.

Re: Not the smartest celestial, no.

[gapqueen]

Say what you will, but really, you're pretty much every stereotype of a schoolyard bully put in a hat with fruit on it.

[peachhat]

N-no... That's all wrong!

B-besides, I'd not have caused any meaningful property damage, you asked me to do that!

[gapqueen]

I could argue that point... Unless you seriously think causing storms won't do any damage, naturally.

[peachhat]

As if I'd cause storms - storms are boring. I'm the earthquake one, remember?

[gapqueen]

... That's even more likely to cause severe damage, you know.

[peachhat]

...uhm, true now that you mention it, but I never did, so it's fine.

[gapqueen]

Not really.

Is she being tsundere or something?

[peachhat]

Your incident last time caused more trouble, so don't blame me!

Who?

[gapqueen]

Which one are you talking about? They run together over a few centuries sometimes.

Not yukari.

[peachhat]

I only saw the one where spring got stolen. That was amazing. The whole winter did cause a lot of trouble though, I can imagine. It has been my inspiration ever since!