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Kurtis came for dinner tonight, and he got a good one....
Dad just came home from a week's meeting in Eygpt. And he was freaking out cause we weren't paying enough attention to him at dinner, so that was funny.
And then- Ian starts talking about how his collection of stolen garden gnomes now exceeds 100. So Dad started freaking out more telling him that he's going to go to jail and he's not coming to visit. And Dad was like "They are going to rape you in the ass when you go to jail, that's the first thing they do to you! I know cause I have patients who come complaining to me all the time!!!" Soooo it was funny, and I thought I was gunna die of laughter and I'm so glad Kurtis is still talking to me and found my family equally as amusing as I did.
Dad just came home from a week's meeting in Eygpt. And he was freaking out cause we weren't paying enough attention to him at dinner, so that was funny.
And then- Ian starts talking about how his collection of stolen garden gnomes now exceeds 100. So Dad started freaking out more telling him that he's going to go to jail and he's not coming to visit. And Dad was like "They are going to rape you in the ass when you go to jail, that's the first thing they do to you! I know cause I have patients who come complaining to me all the time!!!" Soooo it was funny, and I thought I was gunna die of laughter and I'm so glad Kurtis is still talking to me and found my family equally as amusing as I did.