Fri, 15:28: The one time I need to go somewhere I can't walk, my sister has the car for the weekend.
Fri, 21:08: "You would be drinking PBR. How hipster!" "DON'T YOU SAY THE H-WORD."
Sat, 11:42: RT @ danielandriano: If there’s an omniscient being out there that happens to be on twitter, can you please tell me what’s wrong with my ...