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Did you hear about the guy who went to buy his wife a new bra? (I don't know why he did, he just did). Anyway, he was very confused by all the choices. The clerk said, "Sir, it's not that hard. There are only 3 types of bras." The man asked what they were. The clerk said, "Well, there's the Catholic bra, which holds in the masses. There's the Salvation Army bra that lifts up the fallen. And there's the Baptist bra, which makes mountains out of molehills."