The Joys of RuNet!

Jan 23, 2015 15:12

How can I ever leave the Russian blogosphere when I receive amusing and thought provoking comments like this! :)

"Странная женщина. 42 почти года, мужа нет. Работы, видимо, толковой тоже, иначе не каталась бы по самым дешевым билетам в Москву. Детей нет. Чего в жизни добилась-то? Русский кое-как выучила, чтоб русского мужчину найти? Так они давно ( Read more... )

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andrey_kaminsky January 23 2015, 20:21:17 UTC
I know this post about me. Usually, on a friday night, I'm drunk as an Irishman, but it does not change the fact:
1) This woman is beautiful.
2) I am no less beautiful.

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peacetraveler22 January 23 2015, 20:22:55 UTC
Isn't it past your bedtime? :) How old were you when you got married?

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Я женился девственником, раньше я этого стеснялся, теп andrey_kaminsky January 23 2015, 20:34:51 UTC
The wife kicked me out of bed because of the alcohol smell.

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Re: Я женился девственником, раньше я этого стеснялся, т peacetraveler22 January 23 2015, 20:38:33 UTC
What? Something is wrong with the translation. You and your wife were virgins when you married, or only your wife? I have not had many sex partners in my life, but I can't imagine having only experienced one man my entire life! Somehow seems sad.

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Re: Я женился девственником, раньше я этого стеснялся, т andrey_kaminsky January 23 2015, 20:53:36 UTC
Woman, i knew that this fact will be interesting to you. We both, my wife and me were virgins. Immediately after the wedding ceremony, which consisted in the fact that we drank a bottle of vodka for every one of us, we fell into a snowbank and made love. It was perfect.

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Re: Я женился девственником, раньше я этого стеснялся, т peacetraveler22 January 23 2015, 20:56:46 UTC
Oh, you're such a good boy to not have sex before marriage! :) I will never marry a man without first "living in sin" for at least a year. My first time also was perfect! Madly in love, at a romantic lake house, on a water bed...age 22. But no snow. :(

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Re: Я женился девственником, раньше я этого стеснялся, т andrey_kaminsky January 23 2015, 21:20:43 UTC
All your stories are either wrong or mistake. Loss of virginity in the absence of snow is meaningless. If the snow exist, you have the opportunity to jump into it and thus to drink 3 times more vodka than usual. Thus, you will have something to remember in old age. If you did somehow different ... There is a lot of the fish in the...

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Re: Я женился девственником, раньше я этого стеснялся, т peacetraveler22 January 23 2015, 21:22:04 UTC
Well, my next partner will need to live somewhere else because we get almost no snow in Virginia!

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Re: Я женился девственником, раньше я этого стеснялся, т andrey_kaminsky January 23 2015, 21:32:16 UTC
I think it's enough to buy a fridge is big enough to fit two people in it.

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Re: Я женился девственником, раньше я этого стеснялся, т popados January 24 2015, 05:06:50 UTC
give me the link about your first time, american woman!!)))

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Re: Я женился девственником, раньше я этого стеснялся, т peacetraveler22 January 24 2015, 06:08:02 UTC
I've never written a post about it. :) Maybe some day.

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Re: Я женился девственником, раньше я этого стеснялся, т popados January 24 2015, 06:24:58 UTC
We are waitin'! It will be sooo cute))

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Re: Я женился девственником, раньше я этого стеснялся, т amandakysses January 26 2015, 07:24:30 UTC
Woman, I am calling bs. Your first time was wonderful?! That never happens...

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Re: Я женился девственником, раньше я этого стеснялся, т peacetraveler22 January 26 2015, 15:25:50 UTC
Emotionally, it was beautiful but of course not physically. It hurt like hell. :) But I waited a long time, we had been dating for several months, and were very much in love. So, it was perfect. Much better than getting banged at a drunken high school party for your first time. :)

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Re: Я женился девственником, раньше я этого стеснялся, т amandakysses January 26 2015, 21:34:04 UTC
Aww... I'm glad you were in love. That does make it perfect. You're lucky. It's not necessarily like that for everyone. Are you still friends with that person?

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Re: Я женился девственником, раньше я этого стеснялся, т peacetraveler22 January 26 2015, 21:40:49 UTC
Yes, we are still friends. :) He just got married last year and lives in Seattle.

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