The CARDUDE! Series -- ONE-SHOTS
Title: Dude, you got hit by a car!
Writer: akasora // peaceofcakez
Genre: CRACK, humor
Rating: T
Summary: Ueda gets hit by a car
1. Dude you got hit by a car!
“Oh my god, how could anyone do this to our beloved Tat-chan?!”
“Man… Tat-chan is going to be pissed when he wakes up.”
“…maybe a card or balloons, that should cheer him up right?”
“We should find the person that-”
“Doctor, is Tat-chan alright?!”
The man in the white suit stared at the worried men before him. He believed they were known as the popular band, KAT-TUN which his granddaughter loves so much! And a random guy in a pink shirt which he should remember that was member from NEWS or something. Fuck, if my granddaughter keeps ranting about them every night, I might even become some old fan. Dammit!
The doctor smiled slightly. “Boys, boys, please calm down. Ueda Tatsuya is alright.”
“Does he have any injuries?” Kamenashi Kazuya asked. Out of the all the men in KAT-TUN, Kame is the worry-wart.
The doctor nodded. “Yes, nothing critical… He just has some broken ribs, minor cuts and bruises on his legs. Other than that, he’s fine.”
Everyone sighed in relief. “Is it okay to visit him?” Yamapi asked. He too was worried about Ueda. He and Akanishi was the one who found him anyway.
“Yes, he should be awake last time I check.” The doctor replied, checking his board. “Oh yes, please don’t stress Ueda-san. I don’t want him to get hurt again.” He reminded the boys and left.
KAT-TN rushed inside the room and horror filled their face and let a gasp escaped their mouth. In front of them, oh the horror, Tat-chan was in a full-body cast! They rushed by his side.
“Tat-chan! Are you okay?! Oh my god!”
“I can’t believe you’re in a full body cast!”
“Cool. You’re in a cast. I’ve always wanted a cast on some part of my body or something.”
“Bakanishi, shut up! You’re going to make him angrier if he hears this from you.”
“You got that right, Bakanishi.” A low menacing voice said from behind. KAT-TN looked behind them and there was Ueda, with no full body cast but only a cast on his left arm. They confusedly looked at the full body cast patient then back to the real Ueda Tatsuya and gasped. They quickly ran to his side and Nakamaru helped Ueda to sit up.
“Tat-chan, what happen last night?!”
He shot his band mate a cold glare. “Why won’t you ask our wonderful Akanishi Jin here and his best friend Yamashita?” Ueda gave out a low growl and somehow the temperature of the room just drops to zero. It sends chills to the spines of KAT-TN.
“I… I-What?” Jin said, confused. Why was Tat-chan blaming him? “Why are you blaming me and Yamapi?” Then he ‘hmph’ and crossed his arms. “FYI, Tat-chan, you should thank us because we found you!” He replied in a bitchy tone.
“FYI, you guys are the one that ran over me with MY car!” Ueda retorted and soon shocked gasped was heard. To KT-TN, this was like a drama, playing before them and soon enough Koki got popcorn on his hand and eating and sharing with his band mates except Ueda and Jin since they were in a heated conversation.
Yamapi paled and horror filled his face. He was remembering something from last night. “Oh no.”
“What?” Jin asked.
“I-Jin! W-We… D-Dr-Drunk! Car! UEDA! AHHHHHHHHH!” Yamapi screamed and bolted out the door and soon Jin had the same expression on his face.
“AHHHH! OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.” Jin started hyperventilating. “AHHH! I AM SORRY TAT-CHAN! DON’T KILL ME!” Then he ran out of the door, not wanting to feel the wrath of the mighty and scary Ueda Tatsuya.
Koki raised an eyebrow and grinned. “That was a good prank Tat-chan~”
“Yeah, did they really hit you?” Kame asked, wondering if he really got hurt.
Ueda sighed and nodded. “Yeah I got hurt but because,” He pointed at the full body cast patient across the room. “They hit him first and when he flew back, he hit me so this happened.” He waved his broken left arm.
Maru looked at the full body cast patient in pity. “Poor him, I wonder who those idiots hit.”
“Matsumoto Jun…” Tatsuya replied with glee, grinning widely.
“Shut up, really?” Kame was gaping at the full body cast of Matsumoto Jun. Those idiots are dead.
“…” Clack. Clack. Clack. Junno was way to busy playing his DS.
“Haha, oh my god, those idiots are really going to get it!” Koki laughed then shoved popcorn into his mouth.
“Wow. I never expected Jun to get in the middle of this!” Maru was surprised and was still staring at Jun.
5 Months Later
He stomps through the halls of JE and the little juniors were watching their sempai in fear. Once he reached his destination, the door in front of him says, “KAT-TUN dressing room” He kicked the door opened and his eyes were flaring.
“AKANISHI!”
“Ehh?” Jin turned around, facing an angry sempai. “Oh hi Jun, how may I help you in this fine day?!” He smiled innocently, unknowingly that Jun came for revenge.
Jun grabbed him by the collar. “DO you know why I was gone for five months, Jin?”
Said boy shook his head and replied, “You had a flu?”
“BECAUSE, you hit me with UEDA’S car.”
“I.. I… WHAT?!” Jin yelled bewildered and glanced at his band mate, Ueda Tatsuya smirking evilly.
“So, for that, I’M MAKING YOU AND YAMASHITA MY SLAVES FOR 6 MONTHS.” Jun started dragging the culprit.
“Hey Ji-“ Jun cut Yamashita off by grabbed him by the collar then dragging him to wherever he goes. From a far, they could hear Ueda cackling.
Title: Dude, you stole my car!
Writer: akasora // peaceofcakez
Genre: CRACK, humor
Rating: T
Summary: Jin forgot something important in Ueda's car and goes back into the parking lot to retreive it, he breaks the window trying to open the door. Jin seeks help from YamaPi who suggests they just take the car.
2. Dude, you stole my car
“Crap.”
Yamashita looked up and sees his best friend frowning. “What’s up?”
“I forgot something in Ueda’s car.”
“Well go get it. I’m sure he’s out of class right now.”
“Alright, be back in an hour.”
Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring
“Hello?”
“Tat-chan, where are you? I need somethi-”
“Please leave a message after the ‘beep’ sound, sucker.”
Jin snapped his phone shut. “Dammit! I hate his voicemail!” He stared at his friend’s car for the longest time. There it was his most important thing in his whole life, his aviator sunglasses. Then, something came upon to his mind, just break the window. Listening to his thoughts, Jin did so and was surprised that the alarm didn’t go off. He grabbed his sunglasses then stared at the problem. “Well, what am I going to do about this?”
Taking out his phone, he dialed his roommate, Yamashita and he picked up after four rings.
“Did you get it?!”
“…Yeah but I got bit of a problem.”
“What?”
“I broke the window.”
“To what?”
“Ueda’s car…”
“YOU WHAT?!”
“Well, I had to get it! It’s like my most priced possession!”
“What the hell are you going to do now?!”
“…I was hoping you would tell me.”
“Take the car.”
“What?”
“Hotwire the car and take it! We’ll get ourselves some booze or something!”
“OKAY! But what are we going to tell Tat-chan?”
“I don’t know. We’ll make up something. Like some random guy stole it and we stole it back.”
“…Is he even going to believe that?”
“Of course.”
That same night
Jin and Yamashita gawked at the presence of Ueda Tatsuya. His eyes were burning into them and that icy glare of his was scary.
Ueda grabbed a newspaper, rolled it up and whack it at Jin. “Don’t steal my car, dumb ass!” Then he grabs Jin’s aviator sunglasses and snapped it in half and stomped out the apartment.
Jin gaped and Yamapi snickered.
“You really deserve that one, Jin.”
“Shut up! You were supposed to say our made up story!”
“Like hell, Tatsuya would actually believe that.”
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Well its summer vacation and I had to write something.
I won't continue my stories that I continued last time, such as, Gentle Lie and Flith of Lust.
My writing sucks now since I haven't been writing anything for a long time
and BTW, if you guys have any ideas for the CARDUDE! Series, please share~ haha I want to occupy my mind with crazy ideas.
Writer: akasora // peaceofcakez
Genre: CRACK, humor
Rating: T
Summary: Ueda gets hit by a car
1. Dude you got hit by a car!
“Oh my god, how could anyone do this to our beloved Tat-chan?!”
“Man… Tat-chan is going to be pissed when he wakes up.”
“…maybe a card or balloons, that should cheer him up right?”
“We should find the person that-”
“Doctor, is Tat-chan alright?!”
The man in the white suit stared at the worried men before him. He believed they were known as the popular band, KAT-TUN which his granddaughter loves so much! And a random guy in a pink shirt which he should remember that was member from NEWS or something. Fuck, if my granddaughter keeps ranting about them every night, I might even become some old fan. Dammit!
The doctor smiled slightly. “Boys, boys, please calm down. Ueda Tatsuya is alright.”
“Does he have any injuries?” Kamenashi Kazuya asked. Out of the all the men in KAT-TUN, Kame is the worry-wart.
The doctor nodded. “Yes, nothing critical… He just has some broken ribs, minor cuts and bruises on his legs. Other than that, he’s fine.”
Everyone sighed in relief. “Is it okay to visit him?” Yamapi asked. He too was worried about Ueda. He and Akanishi was the one who found him anyway.
“Yes, he should be awake last time I check.” The doctor replied, checking his board. “Oh yes, please don’t stress Ueda-san. I don’t want him to get hurt again.” He reminded the boys and left.
KAT-TN rushed inside the room and horror filled their face and let a gasp escaped their mouth. In front of them, oh the horror, Tat-chan was in a full-body cast! They rushed by his side.
“Tat-chan! Are you okay?! Oh my god!”
“I can’t believe you’re in a full body cast!”
“Cool. You’re in a cast. I’ve always wanted a cast on some part of my body or something.”
“Bakanishi, shut up! You’re going to make him angrier if he hears this from you.”
“You got that right, Bakanishi.” A low menacing voice said from behind. KAT-TN looked behind them and there was Ueda, with no full body cast but only a cast on his left arm. They confusedly looked at the full body cast patient then back to the real Ueda Tatsuya and gasped. They quickly ran to his side and Nakamaru helped Ueda to sit up.
“Tat-chan, what happen last night?!”
He shot his band mate a cold glare. “Why won’t you ask our wonderful Akanishi Jin here and his best friend Yamashita?” Ueda gave out a low growl and somehow the temperature of the room just drops to zero. It sends chills to the spines of KAT-TN.
“I… I-What?” Jin said, confused. Why was Tat-chan blaming him? “Why are you blaming me and Yamapi?” Then he ‘hmph’ and crossed his arms. “FYI, Tat-chan, you should thank us because we found you!” He replied in a bitchy tone.
“FYI, you guys are the one that ran over me with MY car!” Ueda retorted and soon shocked gasped was heard. To KT-TN, this was like a drama, playing before them and soon enough Koki got popcorn on his hand and eating and sharing with his band mates except Ueda and Jin since they were in a heated conversation.
Yamapi paled and horror filled his face. He was remembering something from last night. “Oh no.”
“What?” Jin asked.
“I-Jin! W-We… D-Dr-Drunk! Car! UEDA! AHHHHHHHHH!” Yamapi screamed and bolted out the door and soon Jin had the same expression on his face.
“AHHHH! OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.” Jin started hyperventilating. “AHHH! I AM SORRY TAT-CHAN! DON’T KILL ME!” Then he ran out of the door, not wanting to feel the wrath of the mighty and scary Ueda Tatsuya.
Koki raised an eyebrow and grinned. “That was a good prank Tat-chan~”
“Yeah, did they really hit you?” Kame asked, wondering if he really got hurt.
Ueda sighed and nodded. “Yeah I got hurt but because,” He pointed at the full body cast patient across the room. “They hit him first and when he flew back, he hit me so this happened.” He waved his broken left arm.
Maru looked at the full body cast patient in pity. “Poor him, I wonder who those idiots hit.”
“Matsumoto Jun…” Tatsuya replied with glee, grinning widely.
“Shut up, really?” Kame was gaping at the full body cast of Matsumoto Jun. Those idiots are dead.
“…” Clack. Clack. Clack. Junno was way to busy playing his DS.
“Haha, oh my god, those idiots are really going to get it!” Koki laughed then shoved popcorn into his mouth.
“Wow. I never expected Jun to get in the middle of this!” Maru was surprised and was still staring at Jun.
5 Months Later
He stomps through the halls of JE and the little juniors were watching their sempai in fear. Once he reached his destination, the door in front of him says, “KAT-TUN dressing room” He kicked the door opened and his eyes were flaring.
“AKANISHI!”
“Ehh?” Jin turned around, facing an angry sempai. “Oh hi Jun, how may I help you in this fine day?!” He smiled innocently, unknowingly that Jun came for revenge.
Jun grabbed him by the collar. “DO you know why I was gone for five months, Jin?”
Said boy shook his head and replied, “You had a flu?”
“BECAUSE, you hit me with UEDA’S car.”
“I.. I… WHAT?!” Jin yelled bewildered and glanced at his band mate, Ueda Tatsuya smirking evilly.
“So, for that, I’M MAKING YOU AND YAMASHITA MY SLAVES FOR 6 MONTHS.” Jun started dragging the culprit.
“Hey Ji-“ Jun cut Yamashita off by grabbed him by the collar then dragging him to wherever he goes. From a far, they could hear Ueda cackling.
Title: Dude, you stole my car!
Writer: akasora // peaceofcakez
Genre: CRACK, humor
Rating: T
Summary: Jin forgot something important in Ueda's car and goes back into the parking lot to retreive it, he breaks the window trying to open the door. Jin seeks help from YamaPi who suggests they just take the car.
2. Dude, you stole my car
“Crap.”
Yamashita looked up and sees his best friend frowning. “What’s up?”
“I forgot something in Ueda’s car.”
“Well go get it. I’m sure he’s out of class right now.”
“Alright, be back in an hour.”
Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring
“Hello?”
“Tat-chan, where are you? I need somethi-”
“Please leave a message after the ‘beep’ sound, sucker.”
Jin snapped his phone shut. “Dammit! I hate his voicemail!” He stared at his friend’s car for the longest time. There it was his most important thing in his whole life, his aviator sunglasses. Then, something came upon to his mind, just break the window. Listening to his thoughts, Jin did so and was surprised that the alarm didn’t go off. He grabbed his sunglasses then stared at the problem. “Well, what am I going to do about this?”
Taking out his phone, he dialed his roommate, Yamashita and he picked up after four rings.
“Did you get it?!”
“…Yeah but I got bit of a problem.”
“What?”
“I broke the window.”
“To what?”
“Ueda’s car…”
“YOU WHAT?!”
“Well, I had to get it! It’s like my most priced possession!”
“What the hell are you going to do now?!”
“…I was hoping you would tell me.”
“Take the car.”
“What?”
“Hotwire the car and take it! We’ll get ourselves some booze or something!”
“OKAY! But what are we going to tell Tat-chan?”
“I don’t know. We’ll make up something. Like some random guy stole it and we stole it back.”
“…Is he even going to believe that?”
“Of course.”
That same night
Jin and Yamashita gawked at the presence of Ueda Tatsuya. His eyes were burning into them and that icy glare of his was scary.
Ueda grabbed a newspaper, rolled it up and whack it at Jin. “Don’t steal my car, dumb ass!” Then he grabs Jin’s aviator sunglasses and snapped it in half and stomped out the apartment.
Jin gaped and Yamapi snickered.
“You really deserve that one, Jin.”
“Shut up! You were supposed to say our made up story!”
“Like hell, Tatsuya would actually believe that.”
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Well its summer vacation and I had to write something.
I won't continue my stories that I continued last time, such as, Gentle Lie and Flith of Lust.
My writing sucks now since I haven't been writing anything for a long time
and BTW, if you guys have any ideas for the CARDUDE! Series, please share~ haha I want to occupy my mind with crazy ideas.